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Mind Wank

A telepathic wank using your mind. BUT YOU AINT THINKING ABOUT THE HOMIES
luke was thinking of Sam's toes so much that he needed to have a mind wank. But he is a homie...
by ProfessorMindWank November 17, 2020
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highest wanking officer

Man with vague military pretensions who goes out of his way (usually in a somewhat obnoxious manner) to make sure you know about it. Served, but only with minimum effort possible in order to claim the bragging rights. Probably never got shot at.
"Ooh, He's a military man. Cool, right?"
"Dude, He was a Chef in the TA for a few months. Bit of a highest wanking officer if you ask me."
by roverdose September 28, 2022
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Green Wank

1. When an individual, organization, or political group promotes or implements a seemingly eco-friendly initiative that is more about self-satisfaction or public image than delivering meaningful environmental benefits. Often overlooks practical solutions or creates unintended negative consequences elsewhere.
2. When an individual or group engages in performative or self-indulgent environmental actions that are designed to make them feel good or look virtuous but provide little to no actual environmental benefit.
3. A form of virtue signaling disguised as eco-consciousness.

See also Green Wash.
The Green Party proposing to reduce local sheep farming, even though it’s more sustainable here and the alternative is importing lamb from halfway around the world, is classic Green Wank.
by AuthenticFake December 2, 2024
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Wank royale

When one masturbates with a condom on
Guy 1: I could never cheat on my girlfriend, I think I love her.
Guy2: If the buildup get's too much for you, you can borrow one of my condoms, have a wank royale.
Guy 2: Oh thanks dude
by The Stone Age March 2, 2021
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Robin wank

A person that's wanking like a beast, often named Robin and in their 13s-14s
Damm, our new neighbour must robin wank alot. We can hear him from across the street!
by Pu$$yZlayer69 January 25, 2017
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Wank

That guy is such a wank.
by sugar.plum January 17, 2020
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moroccan bum wank

Moroccan bum wank, or MBW for short.

The receiving individual is restrained on the floor by as many friends/colleagues as required.

The person issuing the MBW is naked from the waist down and parades to the crowd/ audience for a few seconds to music( such as the rocky theme tune).
Then, the issuing party squats over the face of the lucky individual so that their nose is in the crack of the bum cheeks, then the issuer sciffs back and forward !!

Job done!
Dill was late for parade, so pipes gave him a Moroccan bum wank
by Nnnnnnndick July 26, 2017
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