January 20

National kiss you’re date day!!
If you kiss you’re date or you’re bf/gf in front of of you’re friends you have a surprise.

-heyyyy, kiss*
-what was that?
- you have to give whatever i want cause it’s january 20

by Lauren Davis January 16, 2020

January 11

January 11th is International get more hoes Day

People born on this day get all the hoes

Person 1 : Yo , why does Ashton get all the hoes

Person 2 : Coz he was born on January 11

Person 1 : But so was i , and i get no hoes , People born on this day get all the hoes
Person 2 : Bcoz u r blac-

by GetHoesBut is Gay October 21, 2022

January 20th

National fuck your best friend in the ass day!

The day where you can fuck your best friends butthole no matter what gender!

1: hey bestie. Its January 20th!

2: oh no...

by Buttbaby6 January 20, 2022

january 31

National send pictures of you to your loved ones.

Hey its national january 31 send pictures of you to your loved ones like your girlfriend or boyfriend

by helloookittttyyyy January 30, 2025

January 5th

On January 5th You can smack the mess out of ur best friends/friend/partner/sis or bother

On January 5th I’m going to smack the mess of my besties

by Idk know January 4, 2022

18 January

It's the day of the year where asking your crush out is one of the holiest action to do

A helpful bro: Why don't you ask her today
An uncultured swine: Why should I?
The helpful bro: It's fucking 18 January

by Jack looking dope January 14, 2023

January 2

January 2 is national give your bf/gf a kiss

January 2 is the day kiss

by Nfkkdkdkf December 12, 2020