February 29

National ass day!

“Hey did u know that today is February 29 ?”
“And?”
“It’s the national ass day!!”
“Okay i think I’ll show you mine then hehe”

by Johhnyjoesta February 29, 2020

February 12

People born on this day should kill themself and be lonely 4ever

;you being born on February 12th;
me: ewww u born on feb 12th
them: yeah?
me: go kys😜

by Leave.me.alone😜 February 9, 2024

February 30th

The best day out of the entire year
To be used in situations where impossible things become possible

Me: February 30th is my favorite day out of the whole year, it’s when I got a girlfriend

My friend: but..
Me: exactly (*lonely noises*)

by Xxvortex October 4, 2023

February 5th

National take a man on a date day

Take that boy out on February 5th

by aeropinkerton February 4, 2023

February 5

you now will play a role as some type of Host , Pillar or Protagonist in something like if you were in a movie for instance

if you fall they fall shortly right after on February 5

by Ćyœ October 18, 2019

February 26th

National slim yo homeboy day

We are slimming my best friend of 10 years on February 26th

by Kodax28 February 24, 2025

Fluffy February

For the trilogy of months like "No Nut November" or "Destroy Dick December" Fluffy February (FF) could be a month where participants have to choose a certain real or fictional animal (animal characters work too) and talk about them 24/7 with friends and relatives for the whole month.

example of a normal conversation with your friend
You: Hey you participating in Fluffy February?
Your Friend: Yeah man.
You: What animal are you gonna cho- oh wait let me guess-

You and Your friend at the same time: Ralsei
Your friend that talks about deltarune 24/7: wait how did you kno-

by averagedogenjoyer January 24, 2022