your brother a man lover

Worse than every fathomable insult that a man can tolerate, every time this is said, a curse haunts your family for years, and any and all brothers immediate die of cardiac arrest

Carl: ur mom gay
Steve: Your grandpap a trap

Carl: Don’t make me do this Steve

Steve: I bet you won’t , do it pussy
Carl: your brother a man lover
Steve: immediately implodes, brothers die of severe heart attacks, family rejoices, any man born for the next 20 years dies at age 1. There are no survivors.

by GhostIsGay April 9, 2018

Belly Brothers

Two men who have had sex with the same guy on different instances.

Guy 1: Dude, I fucked John last week!
Guy 2: Ha! Really? We boned a few weeks ago! We're officially belly brothers!!

by crispyquesadilla February 21, 2017

brother beatdown

The act of an older brother kicking his younger brothers ass.

Jon gave Bryan a serious brother beatdown.

by Blackpeoplerock February 21, 2017

Lunsford Brothers

A group of Lunsfords (Total studs that beautiful women fawn over)

Hot chick 1: Look at those Lunsford Brothers over there.

Hot chick 2: The tall one is super hot.

HOT chick 3: They are ALL hot!!!!

by SouthernGentleman February 22, 2017

virginity brothers

Losing your virginity on the same night as a friend.

Man 1: Dude I fucked Lucy last night.
Man 2: No way, I fucked Maddy last night.
Man 1: Holy shit! We're virginity brothers then.

by tiger liger May 1, 2016

Eskimo Brothers

An eskimo Brother is someone who has slept with the same person you have slept with.

If you sleep with a girl and find out someone else has at some time slept with her you are that persons eskimo brother.

Pete slept with Gina. Adrian Peterson also slept with Gina.
This makes them eskimo brothers.

"dude I slept with heather the other night"
"sick I did it last year"
"man that means were eskimo brothers!"

by Ethan the guy September 21, 2016

Eskimo Brothers

An eskimo Brother is someone who has slept with the same person you have slept with.

If you sleep with a girl and find out someone else has at some time slept with her you are that persons eskimo brother.

Pete slept with Gina. Adrian Peterson also slept with Gina.
This makes them eskimo brothers.

"dude I slept with heather the other night"
"sick I did it last year"
"man that means were eskimo brothers!"

by Ethan the guy September 21, 2016