A girl that dumps a guy for someone taller. Usually chases guys who are tall and simple, like a windmill. A female version of Don Quixote.
Jane is a windmill chaser -- dumped Joe who was 6' 0" with a solid job for Mike who is 6' 3", broke, and lives in his mom's basement after just one drink.
by coderloader7 January 27, 2023

by Yaboibadger June 3, 2018

Friend 1: "Dude, joe stuck his grandmas walker in his cinnamon ring last night, tennis ball and all."
Friend 2: "Oh Man!! I bet he windmillered that shit hard core!!!!"
Friend 2: "Oh Man!! I bet he windmillered that shit hard core!!!!"
by M.A.1213 January 6, 2011

by skullbasher February 21, 2009
