1. Noun. Conversational ploy seeking oneupsmanship by articulating a more extreme, better (or worse), more impressive comeback responding to a previous utterance.
Oh, yeah? Well, if my mom wears combat boots, your old lady wears them in bed!
You're not very good at story topping, are you?
You're not very good at story topping, are you?
by FishLips May 24, 2007
by joshua September 30, 2003
by joshalexben August 16, 2007
In footballing terms Top Bins refers to the art of shooting the ball into the top corner of the goal giving the goalkeeper no chance of making a save.
Ed: Johnny, did you see Wayne Rooney's goal yesterday?
Johnny: Nah mate, was it good?
Ed: Free kick, 30 yards out, Top Bins mate
Johnny: Seeeeeerious
Ed : Serious
Johnny: Nah mate, was it good?
Ed: Free kick, 30 yards out, Top Bins mate
Johnny: Seeeeeerious
Ed : Serious
by Grime Minister January 04, 2012
when you get your male friends to give you a blow job but its not gay.
Created by lil house phone on nojumper tour
Created by lil house phone on nojumper tour
lil house phone: Smokin' on a dick while I'm fuckin' on your bitch
He lickin' on my tip, I'm like "Bro I like that shit"
'Cause nigga I need the bro top, I'm like wassup
He take me to the back and my bro jerked me up
He lickin' on my tip, I'm like "Bro I like that shit"
'Cause nigga I need the bro top, I'm like wassup
He take me to the back and my bro jerked me up
by cloutman 7 September 28, 2017
Dang I knocked on Billy’s door to see if he wanted a bologna sandwich and he was getting double topped by Stacy and one eyed Becky.
by Kid dynamite01 November 09, 2017
An awesome sex position, where the women sits on the man riding the guy to ecstacy. the women moves up and down with legs folded or stretching. The guy holds the women's hips and gets to check her out completely while squeezing her boobs and and jiggling with them.
by psych123 December 07, 2011