Simon Tong

A little bitch boy.

Hey look, its Simon Tong, what a little bitch boy!

by ZAIRBI March 6, 2022

Edwin Tong

When you try to hot-shot lawyer, but then you accidentally become stand-up comedian.

The defense counsel Edwin Tong-ed and made the courtroom burst into laughter.

by er2nj@egeR September 13, 2022

Tong

Tong is a gold chain or heavy gold jewellery that you wear on your neck. Word is commonly used in North London areas.

Wow you see Sweetmatecol Tong, its fat and heavy.

by Sweetmatecol January 11, 2020

Tong.

Little Asian bastard that has a helmet for a haircut. Is normally angry all the time and will want to cut your foreskin off. If he's watching a movie in class he'll point every single character he'd want to have hot oily intercourse with and will look at the person next to him giggle a little bit and smile weirdly as they call him a horny little shit

Tong: I'd fuck the shit out of that dog

Riley: Tong. Shut the fuck up you horny little cunt

by Babymolester64 December 7, 2023

Katelynn Tong

Katelynn is a super funny and amazing person!! Wow I would love to be friends w her. She is a straight A student and is so good at soccer. She really likes white ppl. (this is for the huzz). anyways she is NOT racist or homophobic sometimes.

Katelynn Tong: lmfao
everyone else: haha! your so funny(blushes)

by Moneyfunnybooboo December 16, 2024

Thai Tong

The hottest man alive, can put any woman (and man) to bed. Loves gay chameleon midgets farting in each others faces while eating dog shit. His balls are as strong as the rocks head (also has blue balls).

Chick 1: have you seen thai tong, he said he would shit on my face tonight.
Chick 2: IKR, he can put any woman to bed like a hot daddy.
Dude 1: And men???
Chick 2: shut up justin suck my dick.
Dude 1: wait WHAT THE FUCK ?!?!?
Chick 2:*shows justin her dick*
Dude 1: nice cock nigga

by phoenix is a simp October 18, 2021

Tongs

Mid Western slang heavily used in North Western PA, & North East Ohio during the 1960's, and 70's for "flat sandal thong toed flip flops," or inexpensive plastic/rubber shower shoes of that time period,

Don't forget to grab your" tongs," kids, we might go to the beach

by Swago-soul February 12, 2020