Theater Tan

Refers to actors (usually Caucasian) who are extremely pale and barely go outside at all.

Jerry spent his whole life on stage that he’s starting to develop a theater tan.

by P@stywh!tedude January 7, 2024

Masturbate Theater

A TV show that losers watch to beat off to low-cut Victorian corsets and fade-out sex scenes on PBS Masterpiece, formerly known as Masterpiece Theater.

Derek: Are coming down to the bar Sunday night?

Alistair: Nah, I’m gonna lay back and unzip for Jane Austen on Masturbate Theater.

by IGKYA53 July 29, 2020

theater enhanced cycling

the indoor cycling experience with a video screen playing road footage and either a virtual instructor in the video or a live instructor tells you what move to do and what moves are coming up next

I am going to the big new club downtown, they have the new theater enhanced cycling program everyone is talking about

by Jesus Super Freak December 12, 2016

Dream Theater

Mid

Dream Theater Is mid

by Dylangamer1337 October 25, 2023

theater funk

the space in between shows where you become an empty husk that makes you feel like you deserve no love or food or friends or self care

Honsee, this theater funk kinda stinks!

by TylerTarzanStan897 November 10, 2019

behind the movie theater

I hidden place kids often refer to as “behind the movies” 😝😝

Boy: “Hey do you want to ditch this movie and go behind the movie theater 😏”
Girl: “Okay! 😛😀”
Together: “This is so amazing 🤩”

by Chloebrown.08 March 23, 2022

Movie Theater Analogy

Slang used for when you illegally transport large amounts of cocaine across the U.S border.

I used the movie theater analogy when I was coming home from Mexico last year.

by Zanahoria Gringo May 21, 2021