Eat a prune

Eat a prune: What someone says when they want you to stop microaggressing.

You can’t say that to her. Eat a prune, John.

by Jamin D May 27, 2022

prune cake

The sight of a large number of scrotums

Suddenly they were all on top of her, and it looked like prune cake for a while.

by Sunsweet October 19, 2010

Basford-Pruning

Basford-Pruning is the act of grooming one self. Most often associated with the trimming of the pubic region, but can also mean a beard trim or hair cut. Most often used before a hot date or before an important occasion.

Guy One: You taking that girl out tonight?
Guy Two: Yeah, better get a jiffy on need to have a Basford-pruning before I meet her
Guy One: Hopeful of getting lucky then?
Guy Two: Always best to be prepared

by MrBDog84 August 29, 2013

Prune Push

Standard football preseason training technique in which a player must push a prune from the 50 to the end zone using nothing but their dick.

Boy! Hit the fucking deck right now and give me three prune pushes!

by Ralph Homonculus August 18, 2018