The stage in life where you sit on the back porch and drink a martini while owning 5 to 10 acres of land.
by Philmynuts December 27, 2019
Get the Martini 5 or 10mug. A drink that is not really a drink. It's a drink that was created on the moment with whatever liquor are available. It's only a Martini by definitions because its served on a stem glass.
Sergio: Hey man. What the fuck is in this martini?
Weaksauce: IDK man, I just mixed whatever liquors we had left over.
Sergio: I can't even taste the vermouth faggot. This some Hector Martini.
Weaksauce: IDK man, I just mixed whatever liquors we had left over.
Sergio: I can't even taste the vermouth faggot. This some Hector Martini.
by King Cobra XX September 10, 2010
Get the Hector Martinimug. by anonymous August 8, 2021
Get the Xxx martinimug. by Zach on krack August 15, 2023
Get the anal martinimug.