hobo blinds

A piece of packing cardboard shoved up against the window of a new apartment before you've had a chance to order real blinds.

Girl: "Shit, the neighbors can see us having sex!"
Guy: "Quick! The hobo blinds!"

by urban-cunt April 20, 2010

blind Russian

Cocktail made in a highball glass or old-fashioned glass consisting of equal parts, usually shots, of Vodka, Baileys, and Kahlua on the rocks (ice).

When you first get that feeling of a sore throat, head straight to your favorite bartender and order up a blind Russian or three and you will feel all better tomorrow!

by O-Penned-Mind September 6, 2014

Blind Fred

Explosive diarrhea left on the tank of a toilet in a public restroom.

Dude. I just left the restroom and clearly the house sausage didn't sit well with the last guy. He went full Blind Fred all over the tank.

by Katyv May 15, 2015

justice is blind

This expression means that justice is impartial and objective. There is an allusion here to the Greek statue for justice, wearing a blindfold so as not to treat friends differently from strangers, or rich people better than the poor ones.

No matter who you are, you must respect the law. Justice is blind!

by English1O1 November 3, 2017

Blind Channel

A finnish Violent Pop band what almost won the eurovision in 2021. The band was initially formed in mid-2013 by classmates Joel Hokka and Joonas Porko who at the time were in as they describe it “rival bands” and decided to join forces. They quickly recruited Olli Matela (who played bass previously with Joonas in other bands) and Tommi Lalli to play drums respectively. Later in 2018-2021 Aleksi Kaunisvesi (Alex Mattson) joined the band.

Hey, you heard the Blind Channel’s new song that sings about they’re not saints?

Nah man i only know the middle finger song...

by micotine December 3, 2021

Blind optimism

Thinking everyone you like will also be someone you can trust would be blind optimism, and at some point reality shows somebody that not everybody you like will be someone you also trust.

The charming guy/girl was hard not to like, but after years of being around this guy/girl, the blind optimism that started the relationship (friendship) ended up getting a bit more realistic when one party knew they'd never fully trust the other, attempt after attempt at trusting the other party had shown them that. When life was not a party, the people they liked the most were seldom the ones they could continue to trust.

by Solid Mantis April 12, 2020

blind roballo

Inseparable surprise element which incessantly and irrationally search for the heat through the predator's vision. The Blind Roballo has no fear when it comes to discovering new caves.

Call the teacher, hold the peruks and follow the brise searching irrationality for the heat listening to the blind roballo's will!

by Joamir M. Romiti Alves January 9, 2009