Stealth Jew

A Jewish person who due to genetic variables or intermarriage is often mistaken for a Christian person.
Usually a larger, more aggressive, heavily armed jewish person.
The Goldberg/Lyle Alzado kind of Jew... Not the Woody Allen/David Schwimmer kind of Jew.

All the money... Twice the testosterone!

Bob: Did'ja Hear the one about the Jew in the concentration camp...
Marc: What did you say Motherfucker?
Bob: What, are you a Heeb or something?
Marc: Kick, Stomp, Smush... "That'll Learn ya... Bitch"
Bystander: Check it out... Stealth Jew!

by The Machine September 22, 2008

stealth masterbating

When one wacks off as quietly as possible so as to not disturb the people in the same room.

Sam: I hope no one notices I am stealth masterbating
Girl friend: Sam ... are you wacking off!!!!
Sam: Oh Shit!

by themanwiththeplan9192 April 4, 2010

stealth bomber

New SUV police trucks (Chevy tahoe, ford expedition, ford explorer), typically black with tinted windows, a front ram bar, and concealed siren lights. Stealth bombers are equipped with a small arsenal of firearms a typical police cruiser wouldnt have including shotguns, and/or modified SWAT M-16 assualt rifles. Often the "bossest" police vehicles for the station used by the most street savy cops that know where stoners go to smoke/sell weed because drug arrests are this vehicles primary objective. Stealth bombers are most often found in rural and suburban communities where the police have low crime rates and a large surplus of tax money to spend on unnecessary police enforcement (Greendale). Also known as "Stealth Bimpst" to Frinst speakers. You can run, but you can't hide from the stealth bimpst.

Damn, that stealth bimpst is boss.

Did you just see that stealth bomber pull that dumb bimpst over?

Fuck! That stealth bimpst is a sneaky bimpst.

by Albert Dankinstien May 17, 2009

Stealth Panties

When a BBW/fat girl is wearing panties but because of her belly and/or thighs much of the panties are hidden, often showing only at the side.

I thought the chick in this picture was naked but turns out she had stealth panties on.

by Dukemanistan September 14, 2009

Stealth bomb

When you sneak into the bathroom at a party, and take a shit but do not flush. You discreetly and quietly exit and leave the party with haste, giving it time to fester and stink up the place.

I snuck into the Omega Delta kegger, and dropped a stealth bomb, and they didn't find it until 2 hours I left.

by Madmike the Malevolent January 27, 2007

Stealth Bomber

While your girlfriend is sleeping, you crawl over her naked and proceed to shit on her while crawling.Then you quietly leave the room unseen.Thus the name "stealth" for doing it quietly and "bomber" for shitting.

My girl still doesnt know who gave her that stealth bomber.

by lilcloudy24 February 1, 2010

stealth away

When an instant messenger user puts up an away message to lead people to believe that they aren't there, yet in reality they are still sitting in front of their computer and quite available to converse.

Jon didn't want Emily to think he was at his computer, so he put up a stealth away message so he could browse the web in peace.

by LikeableRodent September 7, 2005