Bedroom Olympics

Crazy flexible sex. Usually lasts hours on end.
"My girl and I just had some good ole Bedroom Olympics"
by Lozon101 July 19, 2014
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Ambien Olympics

Sex act using a Viagra erection pill for the male partner and an Ambien sleeping pill for the other partner. The sex may begin before sleep but is not required. The intent is that the erect partner would be able to engage in sex acts or for a duration that the sleeping partner might normally object to but cannot while asleep.
When I suggested the Ambien Olympics, my partner was agreeable until they felt the results the various labored insertions and vigor the next morning.
by b4ctom1 June 03, 2014
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Ark Bar Olympics

The Ark Bar Olympics is some of the greatest horseplay of all time. The Inaugural event takes place in Koh Samui, Thailand, because only the Vs are going to Canada. It is when the rock lads take over the pool, get four towers of chang (3 litres) which is then put on the bar. Then in teams of 6 a relay is done where you have to swim the length of the pool, pour yourself a pint and absolutely fucking send it. Rock chants are just going the whole time, men just bleeding blue and white left, right and centre. A video is then sent to the union also. The first ever winners of the Koh Samui Cup; Ste Campbell, Dave Heavey, Johnny Fairney, Andrew Doherty and Mark Dunne got Koh Samui Cup 19 tattooed on their legs in Thai just to represent for the boys.
"Frederick are you coming with the boys to Thailand for the Ark Bar Olympics?" "Of course Jeffrey, the horseplay is just too good to miss, can I bring my boyfriend with me?"
by Creamers with the Breathers November 22, 2019
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Olympic Cock blocking

cock blocking at a level so high, that you cant believe the person that is attempting to prevent you from gettin some play is still trying. so it can only be known as the Olympic level. this person will try to pull out every excuse to prevent you from having a good time, whether boy/girl, even if it means making a bullshit excuse or story to avoid a possible score for you. these people are basically trying to play defense when they are already down by six TD's in the end of the fourth and you are guaranteed the trophy and all that shit.
the party is coming to an end and Im vibin' really good with this one chick. but some asshole is tryna get in the way of my score with this chick and i hurdled all his shit like it was the olympics. he tried to invite other people to stop me from gettin my girl, he jumped into every convo we was tryna have. this dick even tried to critisize some small stuff like the color of my shirt to make me look like a shithead. yo even tried to split a cab with me an my girl but my girl set him straight by saying she was going home with me and thats when everybody at the party knew his ass was tryna cock block at an olympic level,so it could only be described as Olympic Cock blocking.
by sweetrod willy February 28, 2010
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Olympic-Sized Friendship

A friendship that can fit love, marriage, and children inside of it!!
Canadian ice dancers Tessa Virtue and Scott Moir have an olympic-sized friendship
by vmtwizzles July 30, 2018
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Post Olympic Depression

The feeling of sadness, melancholy, and despair after the Olympics are over. Sometimes resulting with laying around all day moping in your house, or watching video highlights of the Olympics to cheer yourself up.
Dude: I'm gonna be so bummed after the closing ceremonies, watching the last 50k cross country ski race broke my little heart.

Brah: Yeah, I am definitely going to experience post Olympic depression when they are over. I will probably sulk and and mope for a week. Maybe I'll watch some curling highlights to brighten my mood.....
by Timothy Peebody February 28, 2010
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