by melvin is small April 5, 2022

Melvin will probably be your best friend forever, He might be annoying and act gay but he is loyal and can make you laugh.
by anonymous March 14, 2022

Dr. Paul: "Hi Lori, you're looking a little upset this morning. Care to talk about it?" "Oh Dr. Paul...I don't know what to do...this guy Melvin... just cost me hundreds of dollars in service fees by lying to my credit card provider, telling them I never sent him his order. But I did...I really did. I had all my paperwork work proving I did, but the bank took his side regardless and won't pay me. I've been...oh....ahhhh...I've been Melvined"....
by Reinhardt Scrumschnutzel August 31, 2025

I love his iconic theme song, "Melvin, Melvin! Brother of the Joker! Melvin, Melvin! brother of the joker! Melvin, Melvin! Brother of the Joker! ...I'm cool"
by SploopitySploodge December 28, 2022

by Kristian Eli dámar menn September 17, 2021

by gayman69429 April 17, 2020

Money from the short squeeze on GameStop (GME) in January of 2021. Taking all of Melvins capital.
Elon Musk gave GME a shoutout on twitter after the stock soared from a mere $4 in early Dec. to $150 end of January.
Melvin owes 5.5 Billion dollars at a 60% interest rate.
Elon Musk gave GME a shoutout on twitter after the stock soared from a mere $4 in early Dec. to $150 end of January.
Melvin owes 5.5 Billion dollars at a 60% interest rate.
by Estretoseten January 26, 2021
