Glue Hard-On

What happens when you leave the cap of ur glue stick or bottle and it solidifies, thus becoming useless and gross.

Man 1- Damn. My Glue Stick Has A Glue Hard-On
Man 2- Me To
Man 1- That would be funny IF that was a glue stick in your hand
Man 3- Man I'm high

by Robert92 March 1, 2008

dick glue

when a man ejaculates siemen out of his dick it forms a white paste type glue. As it came from his dick it is called dick glue.

Mark was blowing Paul so hard that he shot a load of dick glue all over Marks face. Mark had been shot with dick glue

by Swine Doctor May 30, 2011

Underwear Glue

A term describing the occurrence of leftover cum sticking to the underwear about an hour after having sex.

Dude, I shouldn't have fucked that chick last night... I have the worst case of underwear glue!

by Fredica (aka. Fred and Jess) November 15, 2009

Glue Pooper

Someone who has so much anal sex that when they take a shit, the cum in their ass holds their butt cheeks together like a powerful adhesive and prevents then from properly disposing of the fecal waste.

"God damn that guy is fuckin gay" - Male 1

"I know! He must be a glue pooper." - Male 2

by Senor Taint Tickler March 28, 2012

glue-doo

The hairstyle the 'ghetto fabulous'white girls wear. It involves a ton of hairspray and is recognized by thin broad strands of hair bonded to the forehead. Another popular form of this hair style is when the person's hair is pulled back so tightly.. it kind of resembles that one part in saw IV (where that chick almost got her scalp ripped off..). The texture resembles a piece of card board, or a hard shelled taco. It's very brittle, and could break if handled incorrectly. This hair cut fucken sucks, and who ever rocks it should be slapped in the mouth.

You see that trashy white bitch over there? Totally rockin the glue-doo.

Yea, that shit looks fucked.

by roll3rbladr December 28, 2007

christmas glue

When Santa or whoever your "Santa" is this year cums in your stocking. (may be either at the bottom or a little bit sprayed on top of the other stocking stuffers)

Jane: "Hey Stacey, what did Greg get you for Christmas this year?

Stacey: "Oh, a few things, but the best present was the christmas glue he left in on top of my stocking.

Jane: "Josh did the same thing but he left it at the bottom of the stocking"

by 4playdriving December 12, 2016

family glue

family traditions; something that unites all the family members; smth that makes regularly (every year, month etc.)

- Dude, come on to a party!
- I can't. We're selebration my granny's birthday! It's something like a family glue.

by kotya483 September 17, 2013