Cruiser

A person who is non-self motivated, lazy, never taking responsibility and expecting to be kept up or supported by someone else. An individual 'who relies on another for basic necessities, who expects others to provides their needs and wants. One who doesn't "bring anything to the table", but expects to reap the same benefits as contributing persons.

Person A. Did you see dude just walk in the door and sit down at the table and start eating?

Person B. Yeah, he's sposed to be a friend, but just takes advantage of everyone's good graces like that. A real cruiser.

by Grailpolisher July 08, 2022

Cleveland Cruiser

When you urinate out of a moving vehicle while it is in motion, while you are inside of said vehicle.

John's gonna be late, he got pulled over 'cause he pulled a Cleveland Cruiser.

by Leslothegreat August 02, 2023

Congo cruiser

A large vehicle typically without doors that transports people from one area to another

If someone can go and get the Congo cruiser we all can get there st the same time.

by Clickity knack May 19, 2017

cruiser boner

A shellback’s thick genital penetrator at its peak size, while traveling in a marked patrol cruiser.

Ooo ouch my cruiser boner is caught up in the accelerator.

by Greg the shellback November 15, 2023

doodoo cruiser

A car that is a piece of shit.

Here comes Fred Sanford in his doodoo cruiser...

by GeneralDD214 November 01, 2011

Cruisers Almanac

A Unique Travel site which deals in Travel, Planning, Cultural tips and Experience. Destination and Travel Safety Information. Designed to inspire your travel by stimulating curiosity and answering your questions.

Cruisers Almanac is the most informative Travel Site on the internet.

by Cruisers Almanac December 12, 2018

looser cruiser

You turnin up in a party bus.

James :what did you do

Joe :took a party bus and partied looser cruiser style

That is one looser cruiser

by gkvjcmnjcihjbfjv uh VB knight June 25, 2014