spartan fart

Noun:
An extreme fart capable of felling trees and buildings.

WOW! How did they demolish that building?!

They did it with a single Spartan fart.

by ProperRhombus July 15, 2007

Smartassery

Adverb: The art of being a smartass

Blaine was given a certificate of achievement for his Smartassery.

by Blaine Lewis January 15, 2008

sparta

ok i live in sparta, nj...i live in an average size house which is probably considered small by most people there...but just cuz a lot of the kids are potheads and sluts...doesn't mean we all are i don't drink or do drugs or anything like that i don't sleep with every guy that walks by and this may seem conceited but i'm not ugly...just what i'm trying to say is don't judge a book by it's cover cuz i'm pretty sure i'm not the only kid in sparta like this

sparta may not be the best but it's ok.

by smilingkate December 9, 2007

spartanburg steamer.

To have your face covered in shit by another individual and then immediately run into your room and cry without washing. The steamer is often preceded by the Hot Swank.

David called his Mom after enjoying a spartanburg steamer.

by L-ish January 17, 2008

Shartan

A member of culture in Sharta but what is present day Shitaly during the fifth century B.C.

Shartans were known for their warrior instinct, they prowess with the use of throwing projectile weaponry, the weapon they most commonly used was referred to as a 'Shat Slinger' which was in it's baser form a small open pouch attached to leather thongs which could be defecated in and then swung, upon release of the thongs the defecation is launched at ones opponent doing moderate damage.

In modern days Shartans are most noted for the most feared Shartan in 13 B.C, King Shartin Fartin.

King Shartin Fartin, the most feared and respected Shartan, used his mighty strength and his expertise with the Shat Slinger to take down the mighty egshitian Pharaoh King Tootin' Pootin.

by Doodie McFartenstein May 10, 2009

sparta

A city of Ancient Greece inhabited by bad-asses and a bad-ass rock band.

Sparta rule but the greeks are scum.

by Donnie December 13, 2004

Homo Spartan

Someone who is obsessed with the Spartans in the hit flick 300.

A person who is half homo sapien as well as hitting the gym constantly working out on the spartan routine that incorporates karate and other strenuous activities.

The complete opposite of a ladies man and spits no game at the opposite sex. Many then believe that the Homo means homosexual but they are completely wrong because this man is the ugly version of a metro sexual.

That man getting his @$$ beat by a 8 year old girl in karate class is a homo spartan.

by Spartan Hunter January 24, 2008