Oh, for fuck sake!! A 4th down fumble on the 2nd yard line?! Really!? The QB's a goddam pooch screwer!!
by YAWA February 13, 2023
When a healthcare provider performs a lower transverse C-section and folds part of the stomach flap up over itself during the process of removing the baby.
Also known as “flipping the pouch” or “flipping the pooch.”
Also known as “flipping the pouch” or “flipping the pooch.”
Damn, he really flooped the pooched!
I liked cutting the cord, but my favorite part was when he flooped your pooch.
I think the next one will probably be a C-section too. He’ll probably floop the pooch again.
I liked cutting the cord, but my favorite part was when he flooped your pooch.
I think the next one will probably be a C-section too. He’ll probably floop the pooch again.
by YourMommasOnCrackRocks October 20, 2022
by Nicki619 December 18, 2015
John: Hey! Wanna' come over tonight?
Anne: No.
John: What do you mean, no?!
Anne: I saw your texts to Jane. You fucked the pooch. You're dead to me.
Anne: Talley still hasn't paid me my money. Guess I'll have to call my lawyer.
John: Yeah, the dude really fucked the pooch on that deal.
Anne: I didn't mean to overdraft our account!
John: Well, ya' did. You've fucked the pooch this time, Anne.
Anne: No.
John: What do you mean, no?!
Anne: I saw your texts to Jane. You fucked the pooch. You're dead to me.
Anne: Talley still hasn't paid me my money. Guess I'll have to call my lawyer.
John: Yeah, the dude really fucked the pooch on that deal.
Anne: I didn't mean to overdraft our account!
John: Well, ya' did. You've fucked the pooch this time, Anne.
by Cheerio33 October 03, 2019
A bush creature from a massive forest. In the tale of Gunt Midic and the five fuccing ugly pooches, she is the one that gets kidnapped and molested by the woodcutter, after which she is never seen again.
Laverne: Hey, have you seen my dog? She ran off into the woods and I can't find her.
Shirley: She probably got Average Pooched by a woodcutter.
Laverne: Yeah, you're probably right. Oh well.
Shirley: She probably got Average Pooched by a woodcutter.
Laverne: Yeah, you're probably right. Oh well.
by the_fake_Henderson_G June 05, 2020
by Brittany February 07, 2005
The "pooch" of fat around the vaginal area of a heavier woman's torso. Also known as the "front bum"
by Twitch801 November 02, 2007