pooch screwer

The one that does it: Screws the pooch.

Oh, for fuck sake!! A 4th down fumble on the 2nd yard line?! Really!? The QB's a goddam pooch screwer!!

by YAWA February 12, 2023

Gooch pooch

Any small dog residing under the covers during sex intent on licking and/or sniffing the gooch.

Damn! If it weren't for that gooch pooch I would have lasted longer.

by Nicki619 March 28, 2016

Pooch Wrapped

The act of wrapping your hand around your partner's penis and jacking him off.

A: Dude, did you get lucky last night?

B: Nah man, I only got pooch wrapped.

by yomamma80 June 20, 2011

Floop the pooch

When a healthcare provider performs a lower transverse C-section and folds part of the stomach flap up over itself during the process of removing the baby.

Also known as “flipping the pouch” or “flipping the pooch.”

Damn, he really flooped the pooched!

I liked cutting the cord, but my favorite part was when he flooped your pooch.

I think the next one will probably be a C-section too. He’ll probably floop the pooch again.

by YourMommasOnCrackRocks October 20, 2022

G Pooch

The skin between the penis and the ass and/or the vagina and the ass. This part of the body typically smells bad and needs to be cleaned frequently.

Wow, Jack's G Pooch is disgusting. Last night while we were hooking up I came across it and screamed. He is unhygienic.

by Chelsea Leigh Allen February 22, 2009

Crotch pooch

noun: a fatty buldge in the crotch region on indians

Damn, that's the primest crotch pooch I have ever seen!

by Brittany February 6, 2005

gooch pooch

The "pooch" of fat around the vaginal area of a heavier woman's torso. Also known as the "front bum"

Check the gooch pooch on that whale!

by Twitch801 November 22, 2007