A "pooch" or roll of fat below a chubby woman's waist that hangs over her female parts, or her "cooter".
I screwed this girl the other night, but I had to move her cooter pooch out of the way to find the hole
by Jeffinitely June 30, 2011
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by taylor garza son April 25, 2018
John: Hey! Wanna' come over tonight?
Anne: No.
John: What do you mean, no?!
Anne: I saw your texts to Jane. You fucked the pooch. You're dead to me.
Anne: Talley still hasn't paid me my money. Guess I'll have to call my lawyer.
John: Yeah, the dude really fucked the pooch on that deal.
Anne: I didn't mean to overdraft our account!
John: Well, ya' did. You've fucked the pooch this time, Anne.
Anne: No.
John: What do you mean, no?!
Anne: I saw your texts to Jane. You fucked the pooch. You're dead to me.
Anne: Talley still hasn't paid me my money. Guess I'll have to call my lawyer.
John: Yeah, the dude really fucked the pooch on that deal.
Anne: I didn't mean to overdraft our account!
John: Well, ya' did. You've fucked the pooch this time, Anne.
by Cheerio33 October 03, 2019
A bush creature from a massive forest. In the tale of Gunt Midic and the five fuccing ugly pooches, she is the one that gets kidnapped and molested by the woodcutter, after which she is never seen again.
Laverne: Hey, have you seen my dog? She ran off into the woods and I can't find her.
Shirley: She probably got Average Pooched by a woodcutter.
Laverne: Yeah, you're probably right. Oh well.
Shirley: She probably got Average Pooched by a woodcutter.
Laverne: Yeah, you're probably right. Oh well.
by the_fake_Henderson_G June 05, 2020
The "pooch" of fat around the vaginal area of a heavier woman's torso. Also known as the "front bum"
by Twitch801 November 02, 2007
by Brittany February 07, 2005