Nigel

In slang, particularly in English, in England, the term "a Nigel" is often used to refer to a stereotype of a middle-class, suburban white male, often perceived as being somewhat bland, boring, or lacking in adventure. The name has been popularized in various media and is sometimes used humorously or pejoratively to describe someone who embodies these traits.

Nigel Farage is such a nigel, it restores your faith in nominative determinism.

by Fustbariclation November 2, 2024

nigel wanking

to grip your hand around another man's penis and pull up and down to cause an ejaculation

nigel wanking a homo

by mrs tosser October 5, 2025

nigels

a multiple group if nigels in a gang

the nigels will shank you

by jakepauldaddy August 17, 2018

Nigel

nigel is a person with a huge cock and big balls

I wish i was like nigel maybe my girlfriend didn’t cheat on me then

by Peepeepoopoo balls and cock November 23, 2021

wheelchair Nigel

Nigel reaches 3MPH breaking the wheelchair world land speed record

wheelchair Nigel travels at break speed

by mrs tosser August 3, 2025

nigel

the best looking guy with an iq over 300 he made einstien brain damage when talking to him.

nigel: hey einstein
einstein: wat u want
nigel: u look like my kkb hair

by nigel's lover August 13, 2022

lonely Nigel

lonely Nigel only ventures outside to buy milk and gay porn magazines

lonely Nigel dreams of having a girlfriend

by mrs tosser August 3, 2025