Three Musketeers

One of the worst cards from the game Clash Royale by Supercell. If you use this you are probably bad at the game. The reason to why it’s bad is that, when you fireball it the Three Musketeers die. Some people call it a “walking negativ elixir trade” Some advice... Don’t use it. You will lose all your friends.

Player 1: What’s your favorite card in Clash Royale.
Player 2: Three Musketeers.
Player 1: Goodbye my friend , I hope you die.

by CroatianDude The G October 5, 2021

Hood Musket

A shanty and rough around the edges, crudely made, and definitely an illegal felony level charge if caught with gun....usually found in high crime poverty stricten urban areas.....also potentially an even more so crudely fabricated jail house gun aka "zip gun"....also usually found by people who magnet fish over bridges and near docks. Primarily a sawed-off no-stock bolt action rifle held together by duct tape...."hood musket"

"Hey Darnell....loose that -hood musket- over the bypass, the fuzz is tailing."

by anonymous June 30, 2022

Based Musket Loader

When you take a ZYN, tear it open, and pour it down your urethra stamping it down like loading a musket.

Cigarettes don't do it for me anymore,. I've had to result to doing a based musket loader.

by Rblue September 5, 2025

Mississippi musket loader

When you’re fucking a girl in the ass:

1 pull your dick out
2 take the dip out of your mouth
3 put it in the asshole
4 put your dick back in stuffing it into the anus

I gave Sarah a Mississippi musket loader last night.

by Mr vanilla wafer December 4, 2020

load the musket

When you're engaging in anal sex with a chew/dip and. Pull out, pop it in and continue as normal.

Load the musket, a sex move. If you will.

by Yoté June 18, 2020

The Six Musketeers

The act of 3v3ing your friends (or random street hookers) (men on one team, women on the other) in sexual acts.
The winning is determined on who in total lasts the longest in each sexual acts.

" Me, my friends, and some random street bitch played a game of The Six Musketeers together!"
"Bro... You just had an orgy."

by UmbrageGames August 16, 2025

Albanian horse musket thrusts

When a guy is thrusting so hard that his penis starts smoking like a musket after being fired

John was slamming ham so hard last night with his Albanian horse musket thrusts

by akalazam June 4, 2025