dirty iris

when you take your great aunt off life support to save a little on the electricity bill.

then using that outlet to show off your sweet new microwave you got from Walmart in the clearance section
yeah, unfortunately our christmas budget was so tight this year we had to pull a dirty iris. otherwise we wouldnt be able to go to the equestrian lessons aunt melinda wanted
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Bella and irie

bella and irie are my bsfs
by nayahloml1 June 05, 2021
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irises

a person that saved my life and one of the only people i like to talk to <4
irises is....yeah
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Anal Iris

The soul of the anal sphincter. When you peel back the outer anal Labia you reveal the soul lurking inside of the fart box corridor. The Anal Iris, Scientifically known to all humans as the Glompus Stinkus, is the core system that controls sticky, sweaty and often mucky sensations. The Iris watches others movements and tries to mimmick what it sees. Often theorised to be more of a complex organ than the brain, the Iris can adapt to its surroundings and create emotion, warmth and stability within one's bowel movement schedule.
"Cor look at the anal iris on that!"
"Yes Doctor, I have a sore glompus; can it be treated?"
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Iris the Beatlemaniac

Iris the Beatlemaniac, or should I say... Iris the maniac! Iris the (Beatle)maniac is cruel, cold, mean, sour, your worst nightmare, your sleep paralysis demon even! Stay away from her at all costs!
Hide! Iris the Beatlemaniac is coming our way!
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Iris Syndrome

Iris Syndrome is the same type of syndrome as โ€œMayu Syndromeโ€ however this syndrome is not as contagious as Mayu Syndrome but the differences of this Syndrome is that instead of misspelling words you spell the words in numbers.
Damn Zen really made Iris Syndrome
by Z e n i s d u m b November 17, 2020
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Iris

MY LITERAL WIFE ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿป๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿป I LOVE HER SO MUCH SHES ME POOKIE WOOKIE AND SHE DESERVES THE WHOLE UNIVERSE
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