Sixty-Grit

A problem most frequently encountered by students the night after a big house party:

When a prolonged night of sexual activity causes the male's penis to dry out and leave a thick layer of dried skin around the baloon knot.
John woke up next to Jane the night after the party with a hard ass Sixty-Grit.
by Lad_Daz March 20, 2011
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Crotch Grits

The cheesy white substance that accumulates
Between the vaginal folds. However, depending on one's bathing habits, the substance has the potential to be variations of white and or consistency.
"Oh my god...that vag is so rank she's got crotch grits"
by Naughtynurse0813 September 04, 2015
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Side Grit

A type of feaces that is known to stick to the sides of the rectum, resulting in a prolonged and intense period of excretion. Consequently, it also tends to stick to the exterior of the anus and often requires many applications of toilet paper. This type of feaces is the bane of campers, but will prove little hindrance to owners of a bidet.
Boss: "Why did you take so long in the bathroom?"
Employee: "I've been eating dehydrated food for the last week. You wouldn't believe the side grit I've had to dig out."
by cirlce of trust October 20, 2009
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holding the grit

We was holding the grit today on the job site
by Solar tl November 02, 2017
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Swamp Grits

The combination of chode sweat, crabs and beach sand that can be found anywhere between the ass crack and ball sack.
Man, an afternoon of chasing snatch on Daytona Beach has left me with a bad case of swamp grits.
by Umpaloompasmasher6969 March 24, 2022
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Yellow Grits

Tusionexx cough syrup.. very thick and delicious way to get leaned
Fixin to ride out to the plug house for some yellow grits
by Bamabootypatrol August 19, 2011
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poo grit

The leftover itchy essence of poop that wasn't properly wiped off. Not enough to make a skid mark.
I gotta use a wet wipe after pooping or I get mad poo grit.
by poopsandwich November 13, 2014
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