IMperative

An IMperative (eye-em-pear-ative) is a sentence in an online conversation that is generally harmless except for when punctuated. This can lead to the recipient feeling the sender is issuing an imperative, often inappropriately, and respond harshly. Often observed in conversations between an illiterate douchebag and an English major.

2:53 Bob: man im so wasted
2:53 Bob: i think i need to do
2:53 Bob: my hw
2:54 Susie: Fine - go do your homework.
4:05 Bob: hey
4:05 Bob: FUck Off.
16:13 Bob: You IMperative loving whore

by JP L May 23, 2007

impeach 45

Impeach the 45th President. When saying "his" name, causes tremendous acid reflux, causing you to throw up a little bit in your mouth, this is a plausible alternative. However, Impeach 45 is only a placebo, and will not remove that bad taste in your mouth. The cure lies in voting during midterm elections.

Impeach TRUM!@#$%... sorry, I character vomited a little. Impeach 45. That's better, but I still don't like the taste.

by superdada July 3, 2018

impalpable

Not to be felt.

by LarstaiT November 7, 2003

imbellic

Imbellic is derived from the word imbecile and is used to emphasize how stupid some one is. It is usually used in conjunction with another insult such as dult, moron, cabbage head, or fucktard. It can be used to simply mean stupid.

1. God, you such an imbellic moron.
3. Don't be so damn imbellic!
2. You are so imbellic!

by chronoslave May 10, 2006

Impellowed

To be impaired (drunk) and mellow.

Bob usually gets all wound up when he drinks Tequila but Vodka just makes him Impellowed.

by Billy Sitch August 26, 2009

impectutant

Stupid or big headed

"Jeez my teacher's can be very impectutant when it comes to teaching their own subject."

by whooooorrrrssse April 24, 2017

impeduglia

a sexy beast with no feelings

get yourself an impeduglia

by *insert real name* September 27, 2017