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Holden

Used to trick somebody with a Deez Nuts joke.
Jim:" Hi, my name is Holden!"
Joe:" Hi, Holden!"
Jim:" HOLDEN DEEZ NUTS!"
Joe:" You got me."
by FourHeadedGnome December 10, 2021
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george holden

A lanky Irish man that looks like Disney sensation dumbo
Who’s that big eared fellow, must be George holden
by PumpkinLov3r69 September 29, 2019
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Holden Rodeo

What do you call a 80 year old queer at the mardi gras? A Rodeo driver. Only gay fat men drive this kind of car, it’s a piece of shit and you might aswell buy a Ford falcon and put 33s on it
“Did you see Jeffreys new car it’s one of those shit box woman’s cars that old queers get”

Definition of a Holden rodeo; A piece of shit
by Jeffrey Keena May 24, 2022
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Holden

Unisex name of a beautiful, strong, intelligent woman. Name has Irish, old English and Norwegian descent. Nickname Goldie and Honey.
I love unisex names for a female, Holden is so unique.
by CelticWoman December 15, 2022
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Holden Hands

Refers to either:

(1) What a starry-eyed bachelor loves doin' wif all da pretty girls whom he meets in Bangor-Brewer's southeastern satellite-town.

(2) A caring-hearted group of community volunteers in said twin-city suburb.
I love helping da less-privileged and physically/emotionally-infirm members of da human race, so I signed up wif Holden Hands. Da work was indeed totally satisfying and rewarding; da only prob was dat whenever I was paired wif one or more cutie-chick volunteers to perform community-assistance tasks, I always wanted to just "cuddle 'n' snuggle" wif said friendly adorable blinky-eyed damsels all day, and so we'd never get any work done --- kinda difficult to do much of anything when a marshmallow-hearted guy is cradling you on his lap, cooingly interlacing his fingers wif yers, and savoringly flexing yer toes and kneading yer arches and heels. Fortunately we were able to brainstorm a solution dat was palatable for all parties --- da lovely ladies smilingly agreed to let me rub their pretty feet during our lunch hours (oh, they loved "holden hands" wif me, too, of course --- da reason dat they were giving me access to just their tootsies during dat period was merely so dat their hands would be free to maneuver their food to their mouths), and then sit wif me after da workday was done for more misty-eyed foot-massages and hand-holding. So my being able to always gleefully look forward to said extremities-sharing delights kept me contented and happy throughout da workday, and thus allowed us all to perform our assigned duties without interruption.
by QuacksO March 1, 2023
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Holden

The realist motherfucker you'll ever meet.
He is a funny down to earth stoner and can pull like no one's business.
He is 6ft tall with a giant penis.
Holden is him
Holden is that guy
Get used to it
by The real Joe Gatto October 14, 2022
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Holden manna

He is a rare specimen of a Holden. He tends to act like he is better than everyone he meets. He also loves getting involved with girl drama. He is a very un-athletic person and tends to suck at most sports he plays. He usually is pretty popular with the ladies. He has a close groups of friends but also like to hang out with big groups. He has his funny moments, but also tends to keep secrets from his friends or screw him over.
Yo did you hear Holden Manna hooked up with Julia and didn't tell the boys?
Raya was drunk last night and Holden Manna took advantage of her!
by hmanna4 January 8, 2021
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