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poo grit

The leftover itchy essence of poop that wasn't properly wiped off. Not enough to make a skid mark.
I gotta use a wet wipe after pooping or I get mad poo grit.
by poopsandwich November 12, 2014
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Yellow Grits

Tusionexx cough syrup.. very thick and delicious way to get leaned
Fixin to ride out to the plug house for some yellow grits
by Bamabootypatrol August 22, 2011
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grit dick

After rough sex with a dirty butt all the nasty clumped up untrained ceman gets broken loose and sticks to your dick.
That dirty butt slut gave me a real case of the grit dick
by 1disturbedimmortal February 16, 2022
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pussy grit

Raw feminine power infused with gritty masculine energy; Phrase used to describe a woman's energy & not to be taken in the literal sense.
Did you hear about that woman who caught a fish with her bare hands & then took a bite out of it? That's true pussy grit right there.
by DarkVersace August 12, 2023
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Sixty-Grit

A problem most frequently encountered by students the night after a big house party:

When a prolonged night of sexual activity causes the male's penis to dry out and leave a thick layer of dried skin around the baloon knot.
John woke up next to Jane the night after the party with a hard ass Sixty-Grit.
by Lad_Daz April 5, 2011
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girly grits

An unclean girl who does not know how to clean her vagina; often confused with a venereal disease; revealed if they request 'time to prep' before getting down and dirty; must sanitize before use.
I've never known anyone brave enough to face girly grits and come out the other side.
by hushedjournal6 September 8, 2020
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