grit dick

After rough sex with a dirty butt all the nasty clumped up untrained ceman gets broken loose and sticks to your dick.

That dirty butt slut gave me a real case of the grit dick

by 1disturbedimmortal February 16, 2022

Crotch Grits

The cheesy white substance that accumulates
Between the vaginal folds. However, depending on one's bathing habits, the substance has the potential to be variations of white and or consistency.

"Oh my god...that vag is so rank she's got crotch grits"

by Naughtynurse0813 September 04, 2015

holding the grit

The Mississippi definition of working

We was holding the grit today on the job site

by Solar tl November 02, 2017

Swamp Grits

The combination of chode sweat, crabs and beach sand that can be found anywhere between the ass crack and ball sack.

Man, an afternoon of chasing snatch on Daytona Beach has left me with a bad case of swamp grits.

by Umpaloompasmasher6969 March 24, 2022

Yellow Grits

Tusionexx cough syrup.. very thick and delicious way to get leaned

Fixin to ride out to the plug house for some yellow grits

by Bamabootypatrol August 19, 2011

poo grit

The leftover itchy essence of poop that wasn't properly wiped off. Not enough to make a skid mark.

I gotta use a wet wipe after pooping or I get mad poo grit.

by poopsandwich November 13, 2014

girly grits

An unclean girl who does not know how to clean her vagina; often confused with a venereal disease; revealed if they request 'time to prep' before getting down and dirty; must sanitize before use.

I've never known anyone brave enough to face girly grits and come out the other side.

by hushedjournal6 September 08, 2020