by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 26, 2025

The easiest way to annoy someone. Just say did i ask to someone whenever they say something that doesn't matter.
Synonyms for Did I Ask are :
Who Cares?
And?
Did i ask for your opinion?
So what?
Ok?
Crazy, but i don't remember asking.
Who? Cares.
Synonyms for Did I Ask are :
Who Cares?
And?
Did i ask for your opinion?
So what?
Ok?
Crazy, but i don't remember asking.
Who? Cares.
Guy1: Bro i just went to Russia!!
Guy2: That's crazy bro, but Did I Ask?
Guy1: :|
Guy1: STFU U little shit you have no family you little racist bitch you go die in a hole >:( you suk at mincraft go touch some grass >:((((((( Racist whore you gay n***** go die i hope you becom homeless and die from starvation and have ligma type 5 stage 4 dieseaseeeee!!! rACIST NOOB GO GET A LIFE QW0FUIW-0 GIWEGM'IPKLJ EORJ OJKONUlio i hate you go away you noob n*****8 fjwefiwjego; racist racist begone thot bitch fuck you go to hell and commit suicide i will break your niko niko kneecaps you racist whore go away get a life and a job then die in a car crash!!! >>>::((((((
Guy2: but Did I Ask
Guy2: XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Guy1: *disappears from the face of Earth*
Guy2: That's crazy bro, but Did I Ask?
Guy1: :|
Guy1: STFU U little shit you have no family you little racist bitch you go die in a hole >:( you suk at mincraft go touch some grass >:((((((( Racist whore you gay n***** go die i hope you becom homeless and die from starvation and have ligma type 5 stage 4 dieseaseeeee!!! rACIST NOOB GO GET A LIFE QW0FUIW-0 GIWEGM'IPKLJ EORJ OJKONUlio i hate you go away you noob n*****8 fjwefiwjego; racist racist begone thot bitch fuck you go to hell and commit suicide i will break your niko niko kneecaps you racist whore go away get a life and a job then die in a car crash!!! >>>::((((((
Guy2: but Did I Ask
Guy2: XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Guy1: *disappears from the face of Earth*
by NoWhyWhatWhoCares September 3, 2021

The noise you hear before your friend is about to tell you that they zip tied their two big toes together.
Phone rings:
Friend 1: Hey what's up, you never call me?
Friend 2: ...I did something
Friend 1: Damn it, not again. Are you at least near scissors this time?
Friend 2: well um... funny story, I was going on a hike in the woods and I found a zip tie in my bag...
Friend 1: so what you're saying is you're in the middle of the woods alone with your big toes zip tied together?
Friend 2: Uhm... yeah pretty much...
Friend 1: (bursts out laughing) Well have fun with that, this is gonna be a fun story to tell my parents (hangs up)
Friend 2: Wait what do you mean tell your parents? Hello? Don't leave me here.
Friend 1: Hey what's up, you never call me?
Friend 2: ...I did something
Friend 1: Damn it, not again. Are you at least near scissors this time?
Friend 2: well um... funny story, I was going on a hike in the woods and I found a zip tie in my bag...
Friend 1: so what you're saying is you're in the middle of the woods alone with your big toes zip tied together?
Friend 2: Uhm... yeah pretty much...
Friend 1: (bursts out laughing) Well have fun with that, this is gonna be a fun story to tell my parents (hangs up)
Friend 2: Wait what do you mean tell your parents? Hello? Don't leave me here.
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"The joyous declaration of a newbie in Plane Crazy, proudly showcasing their latest in-game gadgetry, albeit with a charming disregard for grammatical conventions"
-Someone in Plane Crazy Community
-Someone in Plane Crazy Community
Every time a new player zooms past me without firing a single shot, I'm reminded of the classic 'When I join Plane Crazy is look I have shredders but I did not turned it on' moment."
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