Custom

Adding vinegar to a bag of salted crisps to create a salt and vinegar flavour.

Mr Brady described his lunch as 'Having a cheeky custom custom'

by cheggbert October 6, 2020

ultimate customer experience

When a company or organization provides customer service that exceeds all expectations and you walk away feeling like a pretty princess. Abbreviated as UCE.

I just went to the scooter shop and had the ultimate customer experience.

by babouarcher June 30, 2017

Big Dan's Tavern Customer

A Big Dan's Tavern Customer is the kinda guy who will cheer on a gang rape & give high fives to each other during like the 1987 movie The Accused with Jodie Foster. Probably knows Brock Turner.

Steve & Ted are total Big Dan's Tavern Customers they tried to Cosby some chick at the bar last week.

by Paul from the Wonder Years. January 23, 2021

Customeering

Addressing a customer's requirements with software written by an engineering team in a very short timeframe leveraging a platform

The customeering on the project was excellent and made it successfulf

by ianthm June 21, 2022

Customer

A type of subhuman who goes into a 5v5 game as ashe and ends up with 0/12/1 and 2.3k damage in 30 minutes

-Hey did you win that 5v5 game?
-NO,our ashe was a customer

by HliasTrogloduths November 21, 2020

Captain Custom

He has small peepee and wants to fuck himself but hes too small pp

Bro my pp is a Captain Custom right now

by HyPerEZ October 20, 2020

Custom

An item that has been altered by the owner in ways that degrades its value.

*sees duct-tape wrapped bumper*
"Dude, that's pretty custom! HAHA"

by Wordsmith97XXX January 18, 2022