Chimney Sweep

When you give a chick a tracheotomy, then fuck her in her trach-hole.

bonus points if you blow your load and it comes out her nose. (aka "the white sneeze from betwixt the knees")

Boyfriend: Oh no, my girlfriends choking! Does anyone know the heimlich?

Hero: Step aside, I'll handle this. (hands on hips)

(Our hero then picks a knife up off the table, stabs her in the throat, drops trou, and fucks the hell out of her neck. The food flies into her boyfriends face. Semen dribbles out her nose."

Hero: And that's the chimney sweep (exits through window, hero-styles)

Random: Yo, was that a chimney sweep to white sneeze from betwixt the knees?! And one bitches!

by bshaft May 19, 2009

Chimney sweep

A cuckold faggot that fucks coal burners after they've been muhdikked or given birth to a shitlet.

Biden used to Chimney sweep all of Obama's leftover Haiti shitlets back in the transgender pioneering days.

by New World Ebola May 14, 2020

Brown Chimney Sweep

The act of covering, submerging, or lathering the penis in warm hair wax and inserting the penis that has been fully lathered in the wax, into an anus. When the penis is pulled out, the anal hair follicles will remain on the shaft, causing a clean, possibly bloody, hairless anus. Waring this act may cause one hell of a pink sock.

I gave this girl one hell of a Brown Chimney Sweep the other night, but she died from a pink sock

by Creampie Holcum July 28, 2011

Himalayan Chimney

A sexual act in which a frozen turd of substantial length and girth is inserted into the partners anus freezing their anal cavity. The Turd is removed and and anal sex commences providing a cold, almost icy canal and the sensation much like fucking a chimney that could be found in the Himalayas.

I gave Brenda a Himalayan Chimney last night, my dick go so cold I started calling it Jack Dawson

by HamCommando August 31, 2017

Chimneyfish

Refering to someone who Smokes like a chimney and Drinks like a Fish.
originated in a John Prine song,
"she smokes like a chimney, and drinks like a fish"

She's a real Chimneyfish.

by nonpuritan November 26, 2009

Chimney Fart

When a couple are engaging in anal sex and the individual on the receiving end flatulates into the other person’s penis, resulting in the person depositing the Fart gas out of his penis again, hence the name “Chimney Fart”.

“Damn, Jamal I just Chimney Farted on that hoe”

by fatass10 November 1, 2018

Crispy Chimney

- See Creamy Chimney

It's essentially the same as the creamy chimney, but the cigar is inserted backwards.

She screamed in ecstasy when she experienced the burning sensation of the crispy chimney.

by The Soapy Ferret February 20, 2009