buffet salad

The act of eating a a vagina while the girl is taking a shit aka the male to female reversal of the blumpkin. The location of the defamacache is pure choice of comfort. Do not take this act likely as it is #forthegirls
You know he’s the one when he goes down on you after bad sushi and gives you a buffet salad.
by #heathlyeats2018 March 09, 2018
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Buffet Squad

When you go to a Party without a date you are a part of the Buffet Squad
Bro 1: Hey Bro, do you have a date to Bro 3's Party??
Bro 2: Nah, I'm going to Bro 3's Party in the Buffet Squad
by MEEEEE!!!111 June 10, 2017
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mommy buffet

A chain of restaurants, serving ONLY mommys. Any race, any size.
Hey guys, wanna go to the mommy buffet on saturday
by Mr.Tapeworm October 07, 2020
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Buffet Squirrel

One who secretly packs away items from a buffet into a bag, purse, or satchel for later consumption.
example: Caleb was eying the plate of chocolate croissants before the last of them were emptied into the purse of the buffet squirrel .
Buffet Squirrel = Food Stealer
by Nathan Drack January 25, 2019
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hot buffet

Similar to a hot lunch, a buffet involves the act of shitting, pissing and vomiting on your partners chest.
a steaming hot buffet
by verbatim April 08, 2005
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Jimmy Buffetted

(1) Getting so drunk to the point that Jimmy Buffett music becomes palatable.

(2) Drinking with friends while listening to Jimmy Buffett music.
(1) Dan doesn't usually listen to Jimmy Buffett, but he was so Jimmy Buffetted last night that he enjoyed the music!

(2) Pat was getting Jimmy Buffetted last night with his friends while listening to Jimmy Buffet's song "Margaritaville".
by M Albury September 26, 2012
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Buffet Juggernaut

An individual that cannot be stopped at any buffet. He is feared by restaraunt owners for his ability to destroy profitability.
The restaraunt owners new they were going to lose money when the buffet juggernaut walked through the door.

You leave now! You been here for hour!
by Lord Bismarck October 17, 2011
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