Baltimore Asshole

A Baltimore Asshole is a self administered rim job. That is, self analingus.

I will bend Citizen Baba up like a pretzel and help him receive the Baltimore Asshole he desperately needs.

by babaisapussy April 29, 2015

baltimore yip

A Baltimore dance with a splash of two-steP

The baltimore yip is A Baltimore dance with a splash of two-step
Lonnie: a yip yip onna nigga

Sneaky: gush gushh

by Livefromthe410 May 15, 2018

Baltimore Barbecue

The sexual act made up of two people in which one individual places a hit coal in their anus thus warming the anal cavity such that when penetrating party inserts their genitals they feel a burning sensation upon the head of their penis.

Me and Stacy had a little Baltimore Barbecue last night, I’ve been icing my tip all day!

by FartCum May 22, 2023

Baltimore Skirmish

While receiving oral sex, the person performing suddenly stuffs a large dildo(or other similarly shaped object) into the anus of the person receiving without their knowledge. If the receiver requests this action, it's then referred to as a Cincinnati Skirmish.

Sarah left Rich because he tried to perform a Baltimore Skirmish.

by 2shadesofNas-T February 2, 2014

Baltimore Mob

Baltimore - City with the highest Murder rate in America.

Mob - A group/gang of people who love to Slob the Knobs of other people from their own gang.

Balitmore Mob - A knob slobbing group of murders from America.

He's a dangerous member of the Balimore Mob.

by Keller Zenderle October 28, 2004

Baltimore Beatdown

when a deformed person with no arms or legs is getting fucked and is sitting on the man's penis, looking like a large boner. you can also optionally slap their ass during this procedure, hence the term beatdown

I gave that paralyzed chick a Baltimore Beatdown she will never forget

by ESTUBADEDO November 16, 2004

Baltimore shuffle

The counter-intuitive tendency of a Baltimore pedestrian to slow down in the middle of a street before oncoming traffic, practically daring you to hit him. The shuffle is exacerbated by the fact that Baltimore residents generally ignore crosswalks, preferring to cross busy streets at random intervals.

I about hit that guy in the middle of the street who was doing the Baltimore shuffle.

by Bart County Scrivener May 28, 2013