Maness Night

1. -noun. A night in which one gets so drunk, usually off Jack and Cokes, where one ends up blacking out, crying about nothing, and then eventually throwing up either on himself or the ground. The Maness night process usually happens sequentially, but rarely one of the three actions does not occur. (When thrown up on the ground, the person experiencing the Maness night usually falls into their own throw up and then refuses to be helped up, thus still laying in their own throw up.)

2. -noun. A night/day where one drinks an excessive amount of alcohol and doesn't know when to stop.

3. -noun. A night/day where one drinks enough to kill a small village in Central Africa.

1. Person one, "Wow, brother! What happened last night?" Person two, "I don't know, but Ralph sure had a Maness Night last night. We were at a party where he drank so much Jungle Juice he almost molested a girl and then threw up on the stoops of the apartment building! He continued to lay in his own vomit until picked up by three people." Person one, "That was a great night then!"

2. I believe tomorrow we should have a Maness Night.

3. We drank so much alcohol last night we should have been in comas. Last night was an awesome Maness night!

by ilivedthroughamanessnight January 13, 2010

knob at night

first said by Karl Pilkington on the third episode of the Ricky Gervais show, it was said refering to the British tv show "im a celebrity get me out of here" when the comic genius's were talking about how one of the contestants had to eat a kangaroo penis, at this point karl said, on the show they are eating this stuff at 7 in the morning, and what im saying is i could eat a knob at night.

i could eat a knob at night

by nick of the dead March 6, 2009

McGarry Night

1. A night where one drinks an insane amount of alcohol and will eventually pass out. Can be paired with Mega to make a Mega-McGarry night (for a night you will never remember and will probably end up in the hospital) or with Mini to make Mini-McGarry (for a night that you only get a little shit faced). Not to be used lightly.

Named for a certain Physics teacher who enjoys mean Manhattans and keeps a fridge in her room for "experiments" with ethanol. She also failed a Physics lab in college to go to happy hour.

1. Damn, it was a Mega-McGarry night last night. Shit man, what happened?

by MrMcGee February 11, 2008

night at the roxbury

One of the best movies ever. Two brothers, Doug and Steve Butabi, try to get into a new club called the Roxbury, and fail, until they meet someone who can get them in. Hiliarious, was a clip from Saturday Night Live, and they made it into a movie without Jim Carrey. Stars Will Ferrell and Chris Kattan.

Night at the roxbury is one of the funniest movies ever.
"I WAS LIKE EMILLIOOOOO!"
"YOU CAN TAKE AWAY OUR CAR, YOU CAN TAKE AWAY OUR KEYS BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE AWAY OUR DREAMS!"
"YEAH CAUSE WE'RE LIKE SLEEPING WHEN WE HAVE THEM!"
"sup sup sup sup sup"
"STEVE"
"I'm sorry it's hottie overload in here."
"Take it slow."
"OK 1,2,3, Sup? 234 Sup?"
"BOOOOOOOP BOUPPPPP BOOOOP BOUUUPPPP."
"what are you doing?"
"that's an ambulence, coming to take me away, cause the sight of you stopped my heart"
"is that a mirror in your pocket? cause i can see myself in your pantssssaaahh!"
"STOP PLAYING WITH TOYS"
"IT'S NOT A TOY IT'S A CLUB WITH A JUNGLE THEME!"
"YOU'RE A JUNGLE THEME!!!!!"
"Dewy, did you just grab my ass?"
"Sir from where I'm standing, it's a physical impossibility"
"I know your tricks Dewy"
"ROXBURY, ROXBURY ROX- Hey whats up, you from outta town? you wanna little bit of this? HOW ABOUT SUMMA THAT!?"
"I'm sorry, I have trouble hearing things so low to the ground!"
"stop it, you're mad cowing on me. think puppies, and candy canes."

by TayNicooooo September 6, 2007

rookie night

New Years Eve aka Amateur Night

It's the one night that everyone goes out and drinks excessively. Because many inexperienced drinkers can not handle excessive alcohol, it is often referred to as "Rookie Night"

by flooringguy January 2, 2014

Night ride

Driving around in a vehicle at night.
Commonly done independently or in a group along with friends.

“Let’s have a night ride tonight!”
“I’ll pick you up at 9 with my car, let’s go have a night ride! A and B are also coming.”

by bitchstg May 12, 2021

Gardening at night

The act of urinating in bushes after dark. The phrase is attributable to the R.E.M. song of the same name, written after the band was driving in a van after a show in the early 1980's and directed the van's driver, drummer Bill Berry, to pull to the side of the road so that the other band members could engage in some "night gardening" on the roadside bushes.

The cops gave him a ticket because he was caught gardening at night over off Broad Street.

by Laertes513 February 17, 2015