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Alternative Bitch

emo mixed with indie
they try to be scene kids
like to think there 'hardcore' by listening to post-hardcore, which is NOT real hardcore at all.
they don't like tattoos and anything to do with the real hardcore scene. and like to wear scarfs.
Alternative Bitch 1: "i have a pic of me in a granny scarf."

Alternative Bitch 2: "omg ur so hardcore! XD"
by DeathFromAbove21212 October 17, 2008
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Alternative Life Style

To be a homo or a lesbo. This is usually backed up by liberals.
Liberals love the Alternative Life Style.
by I'm Not A Lib March 29, 2005
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alternative

supposedly different to the 'norm'. A term also used to describe categories which society has placed us. Usually goths, moshers who reckon everyones out to get them call themselves alternatives, because theyre the same as everyone else.
by Laura M January 2, 2004
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Alienating

You've heard of planking, owling, Tebow-ing, and other such fads, camera poses, and methods of trolling. Now prepare yourself for the newest one: "Alienating". With this new trend, you go around doing the popular pose that Giorgio Tsoukalos (guy from Ancient Aliens with the crazy hair) does and yell "ALIENS!" because let's face it, he tends to come up with the single most hilarious explanations to life's questions.

The fad was created by a meme that pictured two guys on a rollercoaster doing the pose and yelling "ALIENS!" to the people below, using the speed of the ride to mimic his crazy hairstyle, but alienating can be used to interrupt the conversations of random strangers when a question is asked as well, answering with the obvious reason "ALIENS"!
You are walking along when you notice two random people having a conversation and decide to mess with them since there are few consequences seeing as they are complete strangers.

Person A: "Yeah man, I don't even know where I could have left my keys."
Person B: "I don't get it dude, you are usually so organized with everything, but now you've been misplacing stuff all the time: your watch, wallet, phone, laptop, and now your keys?"
Person A: "I know, I know. I just don't understand why it keeps happening lately."

At this point, you decide to make your move and pick up speed to run past them to ensure a clean getaway so that you aren't left awkwardly standing there.

You (troll making the pose while running): "ALIENS!"

After you execute this maneuver:

Person A: "...Okay...what's with that guy?"
Person B: "Aw crap, we just got 'alienated'! I have to admit though, he got us good haha."
Person A: "A new trend, huh? I'm gonna look up this Alienating thing so I can use it on people."
by alienatornefario November 6, 2012
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Alternative

A choice between two or more things.
An Alternative:
If the pussy is wack go for the crack. See anal.
by Big Pimpin T September 25, 2008
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Alternative Energy Incentives

Those alternative energy incentives totally fuck each other.
by Thomas Q. Paine December 22, 2008
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Alternative Rock

Also called Post-Grunge, Alternative Rock was a style that record labels and media embraced after the short lived but dominant Grunge movement by the Seattle four (Nirvana, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, Mother Love Bone/Pearl Jam). The very early and very heavily umfluenced are the only I would call post-grunge, such as: Stone Temple Pilots, Bush, Candlebox. Alternative Rock has become the most played music on modern rock stations and has in the last about 20 years has essentially with few exeptions has taken over the world of rock as it was once known. Like it or not it's all over the radio, and all over the stores.
(Rest in Peace: Layne Staley, Kurt Cobain, Mike Starr, and Andrew Wood. You were truly the inspiration of a generation along with: Jerry Cantrell, Chris Cornell, Eddie Vetter, and David Grohl who are still rocking.)
There are to many Alternative Rock bands to list but a few include: The Smashing Pumpkins, Foo Fighters, Staind, Queens of the Stone Age.
by fitzy123 February 14, 2012
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