I almost killed him

OOOH! OH! DID YOU NOW JOE ROGAN!? LOOK AT THAT! SEE!?

Hoe Rogaine "I almost killed him for saying a singer was shit! I can't even interact with Hym because I just wouldn't be able to control myself!"

Hym "Uh-Oh! I guess that means Matt Dillahunty has to be the boss of you forever! You can't maintain that you will kill certain people because you can't control yourself but that I need to be controlled and don't get rights. I guess no more guns for Joe Rogan huh? Did I kill Noah? Nope. Should have. And this just proves that you are doing this under false pretenses. So... They tried CEO... And They tried politicians.... Who will be next? Pundits? PLEEEEASE let it be pundits! Heheheh..."

by Hym Iam July 1, 2025

Almost Hadhim

A woman who's almost married. maybe even had a few kids by the guy she wanted to marry....but never married.

Julia has three kids by Jason. She wanted to marry him but never did. Julia is a Almost Hadhim

by harryjohnson79635 August 7, 2023

Almost-incest

Almost-incest is a recurring plot in TV shows such as The O.C. (Shannon and Ben), The Flash (Barry and Iris) and of course Riverdale (Betty and Jughead). Some disgusting people have been trying to justify and normalise this, nevertheless, encourage it, and as the writers of these and many other TV shows have failed to acknowledge and/or speak up of the wrong in this, it has been in many shows for many years and has developed the term "almost-incest"

Almost-incest should stop being normalised in TV.

by Stevethehairharrington March 1, 2022

Almoster

Someone who "almost" did something, didn't, but still wants to sound bad ass for almost doing it.

"Yea, I almost joined the Marines, but I knew I would punch out a Drill Instructor if they yelled at me. I'm crazy man, I'll just snap, too crazy for the Military, they couldn't handle me."

"Ah, jeez, another "Almoster"."

by Disgruntled_Sir July 26, 2023

Almost Threesome

A devils three-way, where you touch one boob (which may or may not be the bigger one) and she leaves with the other guy.

I know we had an almost threesome but you are very chota for me

by Zapper619 September 3, 2022

Almost

Saddest word in the whole world

He was almost in love.
She was almost good for him.
He almost stopped her.
She almost made it.
He almost lived.
They almost made it.

by UR<3 December 4, 2021

almost

possible the saddest word in planet earth

they almost made it
he almost loved me
i was almost ready

by .woah. April 21, 2019