There are two Jordans, the girls are the boys. Some boys named Jordan are cool, athletic, and hang out with athletes. The other Jordan boys are creeps. They’re super touchy with girls and guys. They’ll text girls creepy stuff like “I wanna fuck you so hard”, even though they’ve only known this girl for half a school year. They’ll flirt with many girls until they find someone that’ll fulfill their sexual desires(totally not saying this from my personal experience)*cough* my ex’s current boyfriend. They’ll ask girls for hugs and try to be romantic. They’ll ask a girl for nudes or touch her in sexual ways but if she ask them to stop, they’ll stop, but they’ll come back again and try again another time. They’ll usually make lots of friends and act good so no one will suspect anything bad from them.
One of my friends were a target of a Jordan. He was messaging her weird things and freaky things even though she wasn’t interested. My ex was a victim of a Jordan. She now dates him. Btw this Jordan has done this to many girls but she’s decides to ignore it. 😉
Next are the girl Jordan’s. These girls are funny, have good sense of humor and are overall nice. They have lots of guy friends but always reject them when they catch feelings. Jordan girls mainly date guys that are less popular.
One of my friends were a target of a Jordan. He was messaging her weird things and freaky things even though she wasn’t interested. My ex was a victim of a Jordan. She now dates him. Btw this Jordan has done this to many girls but she’s decides to ignore it. 😉
Next are the girl Jordan’s. These girls are funny, have good sense of humor and are overall nice. They have lots of guy friends but always reject them when they catch feelings. Jordan girls mainly date guys that are less popular.
Person 1: Did Jordan do anything to you when you guys went to go hang out?
Victim: Yeah... but I did tell him that I was uncomfortable.
Person 1: Why did you even get close to him...
This is totally not from an actual conversation with my ex🤷 ♀️
Victim: Yeah... but I did tell him that I was uncomfortable.
Person 1: Why did you even get close to him...
This is totally not from an actual conversation with my ex🤷 ♀️
by Boyboii July 14, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. I guess he's pulling a Jordan.
by Davechan January 22, 2021
Get the a Jordanmug. Walter "jordan-ed" Yaoqing by revealing his copious relationships with multiple girls at the same time.
by W-try November 27, 2016
Get the Jordanmug. One who breaks fucking EVERYTHING! i mean, seriously, WOW, he breaks a lot of friggin stuff. like door knobs and car windshields and stair cases.
by cnelsngmfi March 2, 2009
Get the Jordanedmug. One of the coolest guys you'll ever meet. He's intelligent, suave, funny, and an excellent cook that happens to give fantastic massages. His penis also happens to be quite large. If Courage Wolf were a person, this would be him.
"So Jordan texted me earlier today."
"Oh, Jordan? You mean Courage Wolf Guy, right?"
"Yeah, that's the one! The guy with the huge penis I was telling you about. Apparently he's cooking something awesome for me tonight."
"Oh, Jordan? You mean Courage Wolf Guy, right?"
"Yeah, that's the one! The guy with the huge penis I was telling you about. Apparently he's cooking something awesome for me tonight."
by filthy.flamingo October 16, 2013
Get the Jordanmug. A name to describe a male or female. One described as a Jordan is usually described as perverted, badass, emotional, and clingy.
Their best qualities include being totally badass and loving anything crazy. Their friends will follow them to do something crazy, but they'll rarely get in trouble for it.
Their worst qualities include being dirty minded, emotional, and clingy. A Jordan will cling to their spouse like crazy and will get mad if they do anything to hurt Jordan. They can easily get depressed and can take anything as dirty. Lucky for them, their friends are always there to comfort Jordan.
Their best qualities include being totally badass and loving anything crazy. Their friends will follow them to do something crazy, but they'll rarely get in trouble for it.
Their worst qualities include being dirty minded, emotional, and clingy. A Jordan will cling to their spouse like crazy and will get mad if they do anything to hurt Jordan. They can easily get depressed and can take anything as dirty. Lucky for them, their friends are always there to comfort Jordan.
Example 1: Did you hear what Jordan did to the teacher yesterday?
Example 2: Jordan has been very suicidal lately.
Example 2: Jordan has been very suicidal lately.
by CharismaticEgyptian May 28, 2016
Get the Jordanmug.