A New Zealand Welcome

The national greeting in New Zealand that begins with beating your wife and ends with jacking off to Troon porn.

I give my wife a New Zealand Welcome every time dinner is late.

by snorts mcgee April 15, 2023

New Zealand Nosedive

A vehicle(especially a jeep) that is slammed on the front end and lifted on the back end

Chris: Jace, did you really get a New Zealand Nosedive?
Jase: Yes.
Chris: It looks gay as fuck.

by MexicanForeskinMonster November 27, 2022

New zealand Blanket

When two people are doing a sex and the person on top breaks into a full-on Haka

I met my tinder date at a rugby match and she took me back to her place later for a little fun and a New Zealand Blanket. Talk about dinner and a show.

by OhNoSnortChamp October 20, 2021

New Zealand

Place where SOME of the weirdest people on this earth come from (this isn’t a joke, if you’re one of this people you’re really fucking weird)

I don’t even have to explain myself yall were dropped down a mountain and somehow got back up to annoy more people.

Person 1:
Hi mate are you from New Zealand?
Person 2:
Yes
Person 1:
Alright then

by doo doo 😛 September 1, 2020

New Zealand

A small city in Australia.

No way you're from New Zealand! That's in Australia right?

by hoebag443 November 30, 2022

zealand labrant

a handsome boy with a big heart ,he will always be by your side no matter what

oh look theres zealand labrant
hes such a sweetheart

by skyissogreat February 16, 2021

New Zealandic

Something from or originating from New Zealand, The most cooked people on earth (in a good way)

That New Zealandic person is fucking hilarious

New Zealandic party

by Harveybennett February 8, 2021