yapping syndrome

a syndrome in which a dumbass may follow 3 of the following symptoms:

talk way too much for their own good
you have no idea what the fuck they're saying
and their name has to be michael or start with a m for this to apply

yapping syndrome cannot be cured. symptoms are similar to retard syndrome!

"yo michael keeps talking i think he may need to get checked for yapping syndrome"

by mysteriousassentity001 February 26, 2024

post yap clarity

A feeling a person may feel after yapping for too long that is the combined sentiment of disappointment, cringe, self consciousness, and general uneasiness.

Person A: "I was yapping to the girl i like for way too long and I think she knows about my mom's affair with my uncle. What should i do??"
Person B: "My guy, that is the beauty of Post Yap Clarity."

by hiraikills February 29, 2024

yapping

basically you talk a lot to the point it starts getting annoying.

Bro can you stop yapping so much?

by NotShyGuy March 12, 2024

Yap

Yapping is that one girl who always has her mouth open during class.

Bethany: “Okay so yesterday I went to Lululemon and spent over 300 dollars!”
Josh: “Bethany stop yapping.”

by D1zzy March 14, 2024

Yap Demon

A person who wont stop yapping...

nay: blah blah blah
ego: shush
gaupo: what a yap demon ong

by egø March 17, 2024

schizo yap

to talk to oneself and/or saying random incoherent spaz shit unprompted.

Kevin: "ooga booga skibbity toilet wok hardt lol fortnite cringe 2012 memez pepe hee hee hee haw"
George: "What the fuck is Kevin schizo yapping about?"
Mike: "Zero fucking clue."
Kevin: *singing* "In the towwwn where I was bornnn there lived a wok... who lived at hi tech"
George: "Kevin stop fucking schizo yapping or we're going to boot you from the call"
Mike: "Bro quit it with the schizo yap"
Kevin: "Shut the fuck up."

by wok911tower March 18, 2024

schizo yapping

the act of talking to oneself and/or saying random spaz incoherent shit

Kevin: "ooga booga skibbity toilet wok hardt lol fortnite cringe 2012 memez pepe hee hee hee haw"
George: "What the fuck is Kevin schizo yapping about?"
Mike: "Zero fucking clue."
Kevin: *singing* "In the towwwn where I was bornnn there lived a wok... who lived at hi tech"
George: "Kevin stop fucking schizo yapping or we're going to boot you from the call"
Mike: "Bro stop schizo yapping"
Kevin: "Shut the fuck up."

by wok911tower March 18, 2024