magic's theater

The place where crackheads come to play and dark and dirty jokes is the language.
"Welcome to Magic's theater! Well have plenty of catnip!"
by Safaridacatnipdealer July 15, 2020
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theater enhanced cycling

the indoor cycling experience with a video screen playing road footage and either a virtual instructor in the video or a live instructor tells you what move to do and what moves are coming up next
I am going to the big new club downtown, they have the new theater enhanced cycling program everyone is talking about
by Jesus Super Freak December 12, 2016
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eco-theater

Something that is supposed to help the environment but actually is just to make consumers feel like they're doing SOMETHING and often causes more harm that help. Example - the plastic straw bans where straws make up 0.03% of ocean plastic pollution whereas commercial fishing nets make up 46% - but we ban straws which many disabled people need.
Straw bans are total eco-theater for ableist people.
by kytyn July 30, 2018
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Inability to not make snarky comments while watching.. anything.
I think I might have Mystery Science Theater Syndrome.
by Dash Bunny July 12, 2021
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behind the movie theater

I hidden place kids often refer to as “behind the movies” 😝😝
Boy: “Hey do you want to ditch this movie and go behind the movie theater 😏”
Girl: “Okay! 😛😀”
Together: “This is so amazing 🤩”
by Chloebrown.08 March 24, 2022
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movie theater logic

Unreasonable plot devices and characters in movies that do not work when tested against normal physics and logic.
Titanic was a good example of movie theater logic in more ways than one-Jack could have fit on that door, for starters.
by anonymous-bystander November 19, 2018
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lag theater

One of those theaters that get's movies a month after regular theaters screen them.
Dude, I wanted to see Sinister but its not playing anymore
We can just go see it at that lag theater across town
by tomschase November 24, 2013
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