Vacuum Job

When a certain individual or brendan watts puts his penis in a vacuum and then gets is nut sucked up in it. very painful

sorry guys i couldn't make it to the hallowe'en party i was too sore from a vacuum job

by roger rainford August 20, 2009

Filipino Vacuum

After receiving the Angry Dragon, the recipient sucks the sperm back through the nose and still swallows.

Girl 1: "My boyfriend pulled the Angry Dragon on me last night."

Girl 2: "Well knowing you, you had to have pulled the Filipino Vacuum right after right?"

Girl 1: "Of course I did!"

by Madame.Kamae February 24, 2011

Vacuum Ho

When a ho sleeps with you to collect your spoo and then visits a spa or clinic to have your seed vacuumed out and given to another gal who wants to have your child without you knowing it. Also known as a collection agent in the pro ho biz.

A vacuum ho is one more good reason to wear a raincoat.

by Mr. Chips May 1, 2006

Vacuum Junkie

Someone who gets high from eating dirt in vaccums.

My uncle is a vacuum junkie. He also smokes meth.

by Fdfdfdf March 6, 2013

Power Vacuum

The sociopolitical theory that states that a lack of a central governing body will be immediately replaced, like air rushing into a vacuum.

The Venus Project is insidiously fictitious, not only because it believes technologies exist that do not but it would also create a power vacuum thus making it impossible for a society to exist without a governing body. Would you rather that interim governing body exist as a structured democratic entity or as a militant warlord risen to power due to controlling a vital commodity?

by Solypsys March 19, 2009

vacuum boy

somebody who plays with vacuums and then thinks hes a nitro engine expert.

the forum noofus edbeee thinks nitro engines are like vacuums there more then sucking action going on thus vacuum boy is born

by Gr1m R3ap3r89 March 15, 2010

Ass Vacuum

This is what boyfriends are called when you can't be really mean, but they're being an asshole.

<3 Tom <3 is an ass vacuum. "Dude! My boyfriend is an ass vacumm, too!"

by Manda87 October 14, 2005