Sami Surprise

When a femboy prolapses his asshole, and the loosening of the ass causes absurd amounts of cum and shit to shoot out of the aforementioned asshole at Mach 10 but in such a way it boomerangs back into the asshole with this process repeating until either death or the asshole goes back inside

The Sami Surprise has been the cause of many premature femboy deaths

by AsianLongMan April 3, 2025

Sami

A Sami is smart funny fun and wise. If you have a Sami in your life keep her in it because she is the best thing ever

I love Sami

by Brendan the Musturd October 30, 2019

Samy

Amazing cool swaggy

“Wow your so samy!”

by Lolzies hehe February 26, 2022

Samy

A big n9ch

What’s you name?
My name is samy the n9ch

by L’anonyme November 22, 2021

Sami

THE GREATEST PERSON ON EARTH, I AM CORRECT.
YOUR OPINION IS WRONG

THEY ARE SYMBOL OF GREATNESS AND WILL AMAZE YOU EVERY TIME

Some, uncultured swine: This Persons like cool, I mean really fucking cool

Me: yea, it’s a Sami.

Some other, fucking asshole: I think this person uncool as shit!
*skiddadles away*

by Mr Steal you Man’s (ash) March 17, 2022

Sami

Niceguy who is afraid of domestic cats.

Hey look Sami! A big cat’

by Fatcatpat November 22, 2021

Samy

Probably has too many clothes, definitely arrives late, and should likely not be singing.

“What’s this terrible noise?”
“Samy, shut up!”

by Samysamysamy November 23, 2021