Cat Martini

This is where you fill martini ingredients into a cat, then grab the cat by the tail and fling it round till it makes a martini.

Please don’t actually do this, not saying you would but some people are dumb.

Mr bond likes his Cat Martini’s flung into the sky, not shaken

by Fedora Stoat September 14, 2019

Xxx martini

A martini with 3 times the amount of olive juice compared to a dirty martini.

James Bond slapped the bartender after they game him a xxx martini because he hates olives.

by anonymous August 8, 2021

Buxton martini

Gourmet cocktail. A PBR or Busch Light draft with an olive. Enjoyed by people in Maine and named after a town in the state.

Bartender: What ah ya havin’ bub?
Patron: I’ll have a friggin’ Buxton martini, two olives.

by MaineMan207 December 22, 2022

Martini 5 or 10

The stage in life where you sit on the back porch and drink a martini while owning 5 to 10 acres of land.

I'm about to retire think i'll settle down, get a little martini 5 or 10.

by Philmynuts December 27, 2019