Whitney

A weird, ugly, annoying person. Who likes to stare at people. Also known as Nancy/Natalie. Listens to Juice WRLD and Taylor Swift instrumental. #NerfMiner

“Look, someone’s staring at me! It must be Whitney.”

by Nerf miner #3000 December 13, 2021

Whitney

A person who is weirdly obsessed with cows and ur mom jokes. Is very annoying but good to be around. Loves books and always procrastinates every assignment every. Or just doesn’t do it. Seems like a 4 year old but also makes weird sex jokes so can’t be 4. Just an overall crazy person.

Omg you are such a Whitney!
Really!

Yeah I can totally see it!
Me too

by TheStarGirl22 October 6, 2022

whitney wasted

(adj.) Wasted in the form and style relative to a familiar "Whitney." Usually referring to a step up from white girl wasted, in other words a good-quality level of intoxication without the embarrassment.

Man, I got Whitney wasted last night and it was the best night of my life.

by MerriamWebster28 February 1, 2014

Whitney

A female that sucks at wordhunt.

Whitney is a walking L in wordhunt.

by Gotyoahh69 November 25, 2021

Jacob Whitney

Jacob whitney is a guy determined to pull every hot chick in the school. He is blonde, and not afraid to be seen. Aka a golden retriever. He lives life on th edge, literally. Jacob Whitneys are hot mother fuckers with a lot of personality, mess with them, they mess with you.

omg did you hear abt Jacob Whitney? Hes so hot.

by jakey breaky March 13, 2023

The Pink Whitney

A sexual act where pink lemonade is poured all over the female labia followed by a heavy dusting of pure Columbian crack cocaine. Then cunnilingus is performed on the aforementioned labia making sure to breath through the nose to get most of the Columbian Bam-Bam into the nasal cavity.

I heard Brad did The Pink Whitney to Jessica last night at the party.

by TheRealWanker September 16, 2023

Whitney Love Bombing

Similar to traditional love bombing, Whitney Love BombingTM is a tactic established is 2025 where someone overwhelms a new partner with excessive affection, attention, and gifts early in a relationship to establish that they follow through on a challenge and to gain their trust. This can involve grand gestures, constant communication, and promises of future pranks and dares, all designed to make the target laugh, feel presently surprised, and slightly overwhelmed. It is the genuine non-manipulative version of traditional love bombing and, if executed correctly, should lead to great memories, laughter, healthy conversation about boundaries, and a relationship and/or friendship based on mutual consent, pranks, and fun.

I didn’t think she’d actually send tacos for everyone on my behalf at work! She’s Whitney Love Bombing me so hard!

Yeah, it’s nice to be Whitney Love Bombed sometimes! It makes me feel seen, fulfills my love language of receiving gifts & acts of service.

He’s promising you that nothing will ever go wrong and said I love you on a first date trip to Bora Bora? Gurl, that’s not Whitney Love Bombing! That’s Traditional Love Bombing! Run!

by Leechan4 April 15, 2025