Teacher

Someone who says “I’m here because I care” and yet they yell at you all the fucking time. And then it makes you want to blow up the school and t-bag the ruble

This teacher’s Fucking retarded

by Wackocoolnes October 25, 2019

teacher

a person that gives head due to the fact that knowledge and head are 1 in the same...teachers give knowledge to their students

I heard that girl is a good teacher, she loves givin out knowledge

by E Bailey December 28, 2005

Teacher

A teacher is a hideous human being, usually found in their natural jail-like habitat: school. These so called teachers torture innocent children with enormous amounts of homework consisting of essays and pain.

Yes hello I'm a teacher, so instead of teaching you useful thing like how to pay taxes, we're learning trig!

by Shrek shrerk December 23, 2014

Teacher

Usually mean and wants you to die.

My teacher gave me to much homework.

by TRUTH_TALK April 14, 2015

Teacher

A human being who will not let you go to the toilet even if the shit is practically hanging out of your anus.
They also do not follow the Magdani cult which all must obey.

Teacher: what are you laughing at????
You: Nothing
Your brain: i need a fucking shittttt

by <21savage> March 11, 2019

Teacher

The biggest pieces of shit to ever walk to the earth. They give to much homework and don't give a fuck about your learning.

That teacher is a wanker

by Up Uranus March 18, 2019

Teacher

Normally an annoying cunt who enjoys looking at developing children, most teachers are mentally unstable and can’t handle teaching. There are some good teachers but only on rare occasions.

Child: My teachers kept staring at me today
Child2: He might be a nonse

by GucciGangDab July 7, 2018