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Dirty assholes who go to work to ruin kids lifes. Their breaths fuckin reek like coffee and shit. They tell you off for stupid things like throwing something in the bin.

They set shitty homework because they think 6 and 1/2 hours classs work is not long enough and if you dont do it they rape you. But when you do a test and they dont mark it the same fuckin exuse comes out “DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY CLASSES I HAVE?” Dickheads man...(exept that one teacher who actually cares and slags other teachers off behind their back) legend
man that teachers a prick
Yeh init proper!
His breath fuckin reeks too!
Haha they all fuckin stink...
by GRUISAUNIT December 20, 2018
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a person that gives head due to the fact that knowledge and head are 1 in the same...teachers give knowledge to their students
I heard that girl is a good teacher, she loves givin out knowledge
by E Bailey December 28, 2005
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A mean person who tortures students with tests and homework and books that make your backpack weigh 3 million pounds.
Mr. Teacher- OK kids!! For homework you have to read and finish "The Lord of the Rings" in 5 minutes!! It is 4,000 pages

and weighs 300 lbs! Have fun! If you don't finish you have 60 days of detention.

Students- Ugh.
by Dr. JonnyBaboon May 2, 2018
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A 59 year old math teacher, duh who else has a name like that who isn't borderline boring as fuck. She enjoys spending her free time (her students lunch period) having a secret affair, behind a locked classroom door sharing salad with her secret partner 40 year old fruit hoarder.

She has two lopsided breast each somehow equally spray tanned. Accessorized with a bob and bangs that look those on a off the grid, freestyle dance teacher from the 80's. With an addition of a voice sounding of dying children and nails on a chalkboard.

One of her favorite pass times include pissing her students off, giving unreasonable amounts of homework, doing wizardry in her log cabin, perfecting her dance moves alongside 40 year old fruit hoarder; for her next class with her dance students, conversing with her fellow teachers; as they die inside a little more when they hear her voice, and being that hoe none wants to know.
"that teacher"
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they are so fucking retarded, they dont have a life and they think that we dont have a life literally like go fuck yourself, your dumb af. math teachers more
fuck you teachers
by U know :) February 26, 2020
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by TheCreeperGamer February 10, 2020
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The biggest pieces of shit to ever walk to the earth. They give to much homework and don't give a fuck about your learning.
That teacher is a wanker
by Up Uranus March 18, 2019
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