X Teh Spartan

A yellow variable that does Sparta remixes.

X Teh Spartan is pretty cool even tho he makes streams almost every weekend.

by X Teh Spartan November 17, 2018

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Spartan Smoker

Someone who will smoke weed out of anything, and under any circumstances.

Damn, that's an apple, and this is a church, you really are a Spartan Smoker.

by Corn Hungis December 14, 2021

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spartan rage

To rail with immense rage, similar to Kratos and Aphrodite

Did you go full spartan rage on her?

by GyatLord March 31, 2024

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Spartan Mouth

the act of talking an incredible amount of shit, which you may or may not be able to back up. The point is, you just keep going no matter what.

dude1: hey broskii, did you see that chick over there on the other side of the bar?
dude2:yea man, she's here with some douche.
dude1:time to lay down the moves.
dude2:hey man, watch that spartan mouth before you get your ass kicked.

by Anastasia von Kryuger March 18, 2012

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Spartan Mud Run

The sexual of defecating on your partners back and then using the feces to shape their hair into a Mohawk.

Steve gave Kailey a Spartan Mud Run for an anniversary gift this year.

by Thedangler602 August 9, 2022

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Spartan-Banker

A Finance-Broker or Just an Average-Joe Who Embezzles People For Money To Get What They Want/Deserve For Personal Gain or For Pleasure. Most Spartan-Bankers Are Usually Greedy Male Jewish-Lawyers, Latino or Asian Single-Moms, Black or Hispanic-College/University Studies Typically Military-Veterans (Who Were Probably Assigned To The Finance-Corps as Acquisition Managers or NCOs) Who Need The Money To Survive on Besides Their Montgomery GI Bill, and High-School or College Students Who Can't Get What They Want Because Their Parents Say "No" So They Steal People's Money off the internet, typically credit cards.

Bernie Madoff Was Defiantly a Spartan-Banker.

by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 May 14, 2016

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