Sal

A really sexy guy. Probably Italian. He's old now but back in the day he could pick up any woman who he laid eyes on. Always a one night stand so they never stayed which makes him a wrinkly 70 year old man with no kids AND A LIT AF FORKLIFT. Pretty suprised hes damn single. He grew up in the city of full house (North Beach) which is lit as hell. I'd like to go there

"Sal groped my dog"

by RodTargent December 27, 2018

Sal

a brief (or extended) period of extreme thoughtlessness, apathetic, bitchy, narcissistic, or cunt-like behavior

person 1: damn dude, that was a pretty awful thing to do/say
person 2: i’m sorry, man. i guess i just did a Sal

by frankbee April 21, 2019

Sal

a very emo depeshond girl who has good aim in dh

ugly sal

by emoeh lyn July 25, 2021

Sal

A person who has no respect for women. Oddly tall with skinny legs and italian asshole hair. You could probably braid them. Small weenie but swears its big. A Sal is someone who lost their virginity in fifth grade, having 8 bodies by the beginning of freshman year. Blames everything on others (especially former exes). Swears he does nothing wrong when all he does is hoe around. Sals never see the bad in what they've done and never take responsibility. Has many beautiful exes that others do not understand how he got to be with them considering his shitty personality.

"Omg did you hear what sal did to his ex? Hes crazy."
"I wouldn't want to get into a relationship with a sal"

by ihaveapetrooster September 4, 2019

Sal

Someone you find in a deli or an IT department.

Me: *goes into a deli and orders a sandwich*
Cashier: Your order will ready soon.
Me: Send my regards to Sal, will ya?
Cashier: Oh, yes! Sal loves all his customers!

Me: *calls a random MSP from a Google search*
MSP: <insert word here> Network Solutions, how can I help you?
Me: May I please speak to Sal?
MSP: Do you have a ticket open with him?

by TheFaggotRepublicansLoveToHate October 10, 2016

SAL

SAL - Sad And Lonely

John is so SAL

by hhthh April 12, 2022

sal lavallo

Sal lavallo is very kind.He is very curious about things.He travelled to every country in the world.He has a humble personality.

Sal lavallo travels to every country in the world.

by Drew binsky November 6, 2019