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How To Kill Somebody

"Why would you look up how to kill somebody?"
-Me
by The Gulper July 13, 2022
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To Simba somebody

To Simba somebody is when a person reaches down their underwear to scratch themselves and then immediately slides that same hand under another person’s nose or across their forehead. It’s a gross, shameless move meant to make the other person notice.
“He didn’t even hesitate, just scratched and Simba’d me!”
To Simba somebody is when a person reaches down their underwear to scratch themselves and then immediately slides that same hand under another person’s nose or across their forehead. It’s a gross, shameless move meant to make the other person notice.
by Ironburn December 14, 2025
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Somebody hire

When the company you work for hires the first person that applies because "somebody is better than nobody" but your stuck with the training.
Damn it Kris, they sent me another Somebody hire. At this point it would be easier to do it all myself, this one is untrainable.
by BozOU44 June 5, 2025
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somebody call a doctor

Brooklyn guy: somebody call a doctor?
by anonymous June 24, 2023
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