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Scout Leader

A position of responsibility taken up by an irresponsible adult because they failed miserably in life. These people long for power, but are often denied it in both their married and working lives due to a lack of basic hygine and social skills. Deluded by all insanity and as a way of satisfying their mad frenzy for power, they resort to scouting. This way they can be given a position of meaningless authority, without posing a risk to society.
Guy 1: Who's that morbidly obese tramp, licking chewing gum off some hobo's shoe, whilst her husband desperately tries to distract her with a frisbee.

Guy 2: that's susan. My scout leader
by epf117 August 19, 2012
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cub scouting

When pumas or cougars are out in the clubs/bar on the prowl for younger men cubs.
Last night Sheryl was cub scouting and hooked up with a nineteen year old. Maybe he'll earn an oral badge.
by Pack Leader January 18, 2009
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Sexy scout

Scout from tf2

I wanna give this man the best head ong, I want him to break all the bones in my body. I wanna feel his, touch, taste. all over my body, I'll do anything for him, I'll blast any kind of music for him, I'll do his dishes, wash his clothes, etc. If I get period blood on this man's sheets, ill suck his dick for forgiveness, I'll pay attention in any of my classes if he tells me to, I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR THIS GODDAMN FUCKING MAN. If you need a cat, HELLO???, hi I love you please pay attention to me, WOOOF WOOF WOOF awooga, tounge drops out of mouth, RAWR XD mfmfmfksksksks, if he got lice id suck it all up like cocaine ONG, I'd suck his tics, lice, mosquitoes, toes, anything on his body, SJKKSKMSMWMMEUDKDNSNJSNA inside job.. Don't ask why I added that XD uwu, LOL help me, FUCK ME DADDY AUHHH, cums~, mmmm- darling~ you're doing so good! HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! *dies*
Sexy scout tf2 looks cute and hot

Scout and hank are literally so hot what

This was made by hankshusband
by Hankshusband April 22, 2022
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scout portion

Only having a half filled cup or mug of liquid (tea, orange juice, ect)
There isnt very much in this cup.
Aye, thats a scout portion
by peage March 21, 2010
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Convo Scout

One who gets into a dispute between two people, becomes aquainted with one of the people (Person 1), recieves their view on the situation they are in, and tells the other person (Person 2) what Person 1 said. This usually results in a fight, or a huge bitch fit.
Dwayne: Yeah bro, Rob was trying to steal my girlfriend, thats why I busted his teeth in.

Convo Scout: *walks up to Rob* Yo man, Dwayne says you wuz tryin to steal his girl! What you gonna say 'bout that?
by Yung Walrus January 16, 2009
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pub scouts

The pub scouts were there, banging the bar in time to the music.
by Irish Angel February 14, 2010
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Scout Poop

The little turd that comes before a much larger poop, with the intention of priming the pump.
I had a little poop this morning, but it's clear there's a much much larger poop on the way. That must've been the scout poop.
by daviddeath July 7, 2014
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