Guy:Yooo, I'm not even popular and I got soooo many reviews!
Bimboy: No, they are review bots.
Guy: oh hell no they're everywhere!
Bimboy: No, they are review bots.
Guy: oh hell no they're everywhere!
by SammyBoi99 March 04, 2022
by VoV123_ June 01, 2024
The 5 star rating is connected to the union movement at Walmart. Talking about getting or giving a 5 star review is suggesting union activities.
Wow, I hear that Walmart has the worst Healthcare options and treat their employees horribly. I can't wait until employees 5 star review Walmart.
by Jugglinglogic July 04, 2023
the twinge of guilt felt after making yet another purchase decision from amazon based on customer reviews, knowing full well that you yourself have never contributed a review. this is a distinctly first-world problem... you selfish prick.
"So after reading four bad reviews in the last six months i decided not to buy that router, but now i have this review guilt because i won't help other lazy assholes like myself. "
"you still haven't left a review?!?"
"nope"
"me neither, now i feel like a bezos too"
"you still haven't left a review?!?"
"nope"
"me neither, now i feel like a bezos too"
by war-n March 14, 2019
A quick once over of all your online accounts with the possibility of sending people messages. Mostly to make sure you didn't say anything incriminating while intoxicated.
"Let me check Facebook real quick, I have to make a quick morning after review so I know I didn't do anything I'll regret"
by cannibalporsche February 26, 2012
Ok I posted this to review definitions
by Earthworm Sally September 30, 2020
by Devil Dude November 21, 2018