Relationship Hack

The act of hacking into one's relationship for personal benefit. Usually caused by the hacker falling in love with a member of the relationship, thus resulting in a hack. The hacker would devote entire life and is willing to sacrifice anything to fuck up the relationship. They will first try to get victims alone so that their partner has no influence. Those are some early symptoms. Depending on the specific strength of the relationship, it may be destroyed.
Another reason a relationship would be hacked is the fact that the hacker was once or is currently friends with a member of the relationship and feels like they are losing attention. Usually, the hacker in this case would remind the victim of "old times" or "good times" before their relationship had started, in a desperate attempt to actually pull the victim from his or her lover.

This is a common issue that must be handled with care. Ignore the stupid, do whats right.

Hacker: remember this summer. before you were with (bf/gf name), we could do ___! sucks now that ur with him/her.
Victim 1: oh ya....that sucks those were good times.
Hacker: then get out. be single. its better..like old times

Relationship Hack in action^



Hacker: hey wanna hang out!. oh yea never mind you're probably with (bf/gf name)
Victim 2: ((oh shit. my friend doesnt like me anymore? screw my 50th anniversary date. it can happen some other time))

by Marty jackson the fifth March 4, 2009

Relationship Resume

A metal list of all of the girls you went out with.Getting into a relationship so it looks good to other girls so that they don't think your a swinger/player.

Guy 1: Hey bro, that's a good girl you got there

Guy 2: Yea, I'd figure she'd look good on the relationship resume.

Guy 1: NICE!

by Guythatusedtocare June 18, 2011

relationship spammer

A person who hits on many people, unfazed by rebuffs and using the same routine. S/he hopes that one of the targets will jump on board for a one-night stand.

Hey look, remember that guy who gave me a napkin rose? He's over there, folding her one...what a fuckin' relationship spammer.

by wtf79 July 29, 2008

Relationship Suicide

1.when your deciding or thinking to get back with an ex, talk to an ex, hang out with an ex..

2.doing anything that jeopardizes you're healthy relationship.

"Bob!!! its relationship suicide if you go talk or hang out with your ex.." said.. Tony Bologna

by graciaguitarist February 23, 2010

relationship test

This is masturbation for a special purpose - to test physical attraction to a prospective significant other. While masturbating, you think of the other person. If you are able to finish with only this mental stimulation, then you can be satisfied that you are attracted to the person physically, independent of their personality or their feelings towards you. If you cannot get off, then a relationship with the person will likely fail, as you likely will not find them sexually attractive.

Last night I took the relationship test with Meagan. It doesn't look like we're going to make it.

by Mr. Michele August 9, 2007

Relationship Hole

The orifice that most women will not let you enter unless they're either a filthy slut or in a committed relationship.

AKA Cruisin' the Hershey highway, Butt sex, Aiming for her starfish etc..

"I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole"

by The Freakin' Rican July 5, 2009

relationship weight

Weight gain from being in a relationship.

I'v been in a relationship for a year and i have gained relationship weight.

by nini09 January 18, 2016